March Madness Sale - 25% Off

What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar?

Robbery with violets!

Previous Random Joke Next
Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a phone with a rooster?

A wake-up call!

Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons?

Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train!

Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

Why do flowers and beer get along so well?

They're buds

Why do flower beds have mulch?

So you can't see their underplants.

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

What do you call a bunch of Asian bears roaring?

Panda-monium.

What do you call a bunch of happy Seahawks fans after the Super Bowl?

Haitians

Robbery Jokes More Robbery Jokes

What do you call a robbery at a bakery?

A bread-stick-em-up!

If you see a robbery at an Apple Store...

Does that make you an iWitness?

Violet Jokes More Violet Jokes

What did the colours red and violet say to one another when they couldn't agree in their debate?

I guess we're just on different ends of the spectrum.

What do you find at an end of the rainbow?

Violet

Burglar Jokes More Burglar Jokes

Who could that be?

It's 2:00 in the morning. Her: I don't know. Do burglars knock Me: It depends on how they were raised...

How did the burglar get into the house?

Intruder window