What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar?

Robbery with violets!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did Eeyore cross the road?

To get to the other... *sigh*

Why did the chicken droid NOT cross the road?

Because it had a bad motivator!

Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

How do parents in Africa celebrate their kid's first birthday?

They bring flowers to his grave.

How do you celebrate an Ethiopian child's first birthday?

By laying flowers on their grave.

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

What do you call a bunch of zombie chickens?

The Bawking Dead

Wheree did the king keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u

Robbery Jokes More Robbery Jokes

What do you call a robbery of Italian ice cream?

Grand Theft Gelato

What do you call a robbery at a bakery?

A bread-stick-em-up!

Violet Jokes More Violet Jokes

What did the colours red and violet say to one another when they couldn't agree in their debate?

I guess we're just on different ends of the spectrum.

What do you find at an end of the rainbow?

Violet

Burglar Jokes More Burglar Jokes

What do you call a government consisted of burglars?

A thiefdom.

What did the burglar give his wife for her birthday?

A stole.