What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar?

Robbery with violets!

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What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog?

A hen that lays pooched eggs.

What do you get when you cross a sheltie and a cantaloupe?

A melon collie.

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What did the flower say when she was begged not to tell a secret?

Chrysanthemum's the word.

How do Ethiopian parents celebrate their child's first birthday?

By putting flowers on its grave.

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What do you call a bunch of Asian bears roaring?

Panda-monium.

What do you call a bunch of cats sitting in a circle?

The purr-rimiter.

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If you see a robbery at an Apple Store...

Does that make you an iWitness?

What do you call a robbery in China?

A Chinese take away!

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What did the colours red and violet say to one another when they couldn't agree in their debate?

I guess we're just on different ends of the spectrum.

What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar?

Robbery with violets!

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Who else would've stolen it?

You think a burglar broke in and was like "Cute top!"

How did the burglar get into the house?

Intruder window