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What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar?

Robbery with violets!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did Serj Tankian cross the road?

Because he wanted to...

What do you get when you cross a pig and a spider?

Bacon and scrambled leggs.

Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

Why do flowers and beer get along so well?

They're buds

What kind of flower grows on your face?

Tulips.

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

Why can't you trust a snowman?

Because they're all a bunch of flakes

What's it called when you fry up an egg with a bunch of different ingredients?

Omelette you figure it out

Robbery Jokes More Robbery Jokes

What do you call a robbery at a bakery?

A bread-stick-em-up!

What do you call a robbery of Italian ice cream?

Grand Theft Gelato

Violet Jokes More Violet Jokes

What do you find at an end of the rainbow?

Violet

What did the colours red and violet say to one another when they couldn't agree in their debate?

I guess we're just on different ends of the spectrum.

Burglar Jokes More Burglar Jokes

What's the difference between a burger and a burglar?

Cooking times.

Why did the burglar take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway