What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar?

Robbery with violets!

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What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar?

Robbery with violets!

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A bread-stick-em-up!

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I guess we're just on different ends of the spectrum.

What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar?

Robbery with violets!

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Intruder window

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He wanted to make a clean getaway