What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar?

Robbery with violets!

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What do you get when you cross a duck with an octopus?

Fired and blacklisted from the genetics industry.

What do you call a Mexican that can't cross the border?

A Mexi

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What's the best thing about being a necrophiliac?

You don't have to bring the flowers.

What do you call a flower in Florida?

Orlando Bloom.

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What do you call a bunch of zombie chickens?

The Bawking Dead

What do you call it when you lobotomize a bunch of terrorists?

Simplifiying Radicals. (MATH joke)

Robbery Jokes More Robbery Jokes

If you see a robbery at an Apple Store...

Does that make you an iWitness?

What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar?

Robbery with violets!

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What did the colours red and violet say to one another when they couldn't agree in their debate?

I guess we're just on different ends of the spectrum.

What do you find at an end of the rainbow?

Violet

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What do you call a government consisted of burglars?

A thiefdom.

Why didn't Kevin from Home Alone call the cops when the burglars came around?

He was running a trap house.