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What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog?

A hen that lays pooched eggs.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog.

What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog?

A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What do you call making jokes of a chicken on fire?

Roasting a chicken.

What did the chicken say before it crossed the road?

I'll be Ba Ba Ba Baaach!

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

How do you celebrate an Ethiopian child's first birthday?

By laying flowers on their grave.

What's the difference between you and a brick?

Bricks can get laid.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why Did the Ebola Patient Cross the Road?

Trick question. There are no roads in Africa.

Why did the salmon cross the road?

To get to the front page

Hen Jokes More Hen Jokes

What do you call a hen staring at a lettuce?

A chicken Caesar salad.

Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

Because the elephant isn't chicken!