What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog?

A hen that lays pooched eggs.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why is a dog like a baseball player?

He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.

What do a telephone and a dog have in common?

They both have collar ID.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What's the difference between a chicken and a hen?

The spelling.

Why did the lost tourist cross the road?

The chicken looked like he knew where he was going.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What is the difference between an egg and a redditor?

Eggs get laid at least once.

What's green and lays in a ditch while covered in cookie crumbs?

The Girl Scout that got hit by a car.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the beach?

To get to the other tide

What's the difference between Jesus and the chicken that crossed the road?

Jesus died on the cross

Hen Jokes More Hen Jokes

Why do hens lay eggs?

If they dropped them they'd break

Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

Because the elephant isn't chicken!