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What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog?

A hen that lays pooched eggs.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Which dog looks like a cat?

A police dog in disguise.

What do you get if you mix up together an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the pathway?

By doing so, he got to the other side. Romney 2012.

Why did the chicken cross the road half way?

He wanted to lay it on the line!

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What is the difference between a brick and a blonde?

If you lay a brick it doesn't follow you home.

What do you call insects of the order Mantodea during mating season?

Laying mantises.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did Jesus take three days to resurrect after dying on the cross?

Because the date wasn't nailed down.

What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef?

A humburger.

Hen Jokes More Hen Jokes

What did the hen say when she saw the scrambled eggs?

My poor, mixed-up kids...

What's the difference between a chicken and a hen?

The spelling.