What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog?

A hen that lays pooched eggs.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.

Why couldn't the cat speak?

The dog taped his mouth.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chickens cross the border?

Because they were Turkish.

What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?

Hey! We really DO taste like chicken!

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms &amp no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel

What's green and lays in a ditch while covered in cookie crumbs?

The Girl Scout that got hit by a car.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a sports reporter with a vegetable?

A common tater!

Why would Adele cross the road?

To say hello from the other side.

Hen Jokes More Hen Jokes

Why do hens sit on eggs?

Because they're too poor to afford chairs.

Why did the hen fall in the well?

She couldn't see that well