What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog?

A hen that lays pooched eggs.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What did the vet say to the dog he just castrated?

No hard feelings.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Whats the difference between a chicken and an alligator?

I don't know.

What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup?

I can roast chicken but I can't pea soup

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What's the difference between British crisps and foreign crisps?

One are Walkers and the others just Lays around.

What do you get if you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

Why did EA cross the road?

The punchline for this joke is 0.99$

Hen Jokes More Hen Jokes

What's the difference between a chicken and a hen?

The spelling.

Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

Because the elephant isn't chicken!