A hen that lays pooched eggs.
A paint Bernard!
Oven mitts
Because the ref was blowing a foul.
He was chicken!
My phone number won't fill up an entire book.
Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.
Nothing! You can't cross scalars and vectors.
A fangfurter!sna
If they dropped them they'd break
Because they're too poor to afford chairs.