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What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog?

A hen that lays pooched eggs.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What type of dog is always amazed?

A Chi-WOW!-ua

Why'd the dog cross the road?

Cause he's a dog.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?

She kicked the bucket!

Why did the rooster cross the road?

He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What do women and floor tiles have in common?

If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.

What's the difference between OP and eggs?

Eggs actually get laid.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a bean and an onion?

Teargas

What did the chicken say before it crossed the road?

I'll be Ba Ba Ba Baaach!

Hen Jokes More Hen Jokes

Why did the hen fall in the well?

She couldn't see that well

What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog?

A hen that lays pooched eggs.