Whats the difference between a chicken and an alligator?

I don't know.

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What's the difference between me and an egg?

An egg gets laid.

What's the difference between novocaine and an index finger?

One's a digit divisible by two, the other is a prime number.

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How can you tell, with 100% certainty, that no intelligent alien life exists that we know of?

Because if it did, we'd have sent foreign aid by now.

What's a orphans first words?

I don't know. But it sure as hell isn't mommy or daddy.

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Why did the chicken end up in the soup?

Because it ran out of cluck!

What did the chicken say before it crossed the road?

I'll be Ba Ba Ba Baaach!

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Whats the difference between dawn and dusk?

D(sun)/dt *facepalm*

Whats yellow and dangerous?

Shark infested custard

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Why do pigs run into trees?

To shake out the alligators. I've never seen an alligator In a tree. That's because the pigs do such a good job.

Who's there! Alligator! Alligator who?

Alligator for her birthday was a card!