An investigator!
They can't croco-dial the phones.
To get some tots!
One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later. Credit to Mitch hedburg
You call an investigator
An investigator.
The refridgegator.
An Investigator.
An alligator.
Can I bayou a drink?
Make allegations
A caiman like a wrecking ball.
It had a kiddie meal but didn't get a toy.
A chompion. (7-year old me thought he was very clever.)
Professional courtesy
An instigator!
Because it was on old croc.
An insti-GATOR!
A Navigator.
I don't know.
Alligator for her birthday was a card!
Ocajunally
He had a reptile dysfunction.
A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P
He was an investigator!
A centipede with athlete's foot!
An alligator. Now what have 2 teeths and 70 eyes -A retirement home.
Gt- () An investigator
To shake out the alligators. I've never seen an alligator In a tree. That's because the pigs do such a good job.
The spelling and pronunciation.
Gator-raid. <3 edit: Learned the difference between a crocodile and alligator.
An illogical situation imagined by a child.
An instagator!
You will see one later and one in a while.
An in-vest-igator!
The investiGATOR
Reebok bok bok
Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here
Moo Mitch, get out the hay
Small medium at large.
Shooting the breeze.
Your under a vest
Obesity
The 45th President of the United States of America.
A kid who loves halalpenos
Backwards.
Sir, that's not how Toys for Tots works." "FALSE ADVERTISING!"