What do you call a crocodile when it robs drinks?

Gator-raid. &lt3 edit: Learned the difference between a crocodile and alligator.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a dead bagpiper in the road and a dead country singer in the road?

A. The country singer may have been on the way to a recording session.

What is the difference between a man and a woman?

Wo

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Why shouldn't you invite a duck to go out drinking?

Because it would be a party fowl.

Why do Communists drink herbal tea?

Because proper-tea is theft.

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What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse?

The ground!

What is literally the most important fact you'll ever learn, that will totally blow your mind?

That people exaggerate.

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What is a guy who rubs bear toes called?

Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!

Who robbed Lochte at the Olympics?

Phelps.

Alligator Jokes More Alligator Jokes

What happens after an alligator commits a crime?

You call an investigator

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An in-vest-igator!

Crocodile Jokes More Crocodile Jokes

What's the difference between a crocodile and a toothbrush?

You can't brush your teeth with a crocodile.

What do you call a crocodile in a band?

A crocstar