What do you call a crocodile when it robs drinks?

Gator-raid.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a vacuum cleaner?

The placement of the dirt bag.

How do you tell the difference between a Fabric Designer and a Science Professor?

Ask them to pronounce "LATEX"

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

When your prescription says "DO NOT DRINK ALCOHOL WHILE TAKING THIS" how many beers are you really allowed to have?

6

Why do college frat boys drink before bathing?

Buds before suds, bro.

Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

What do you call a dress that refuses to learn?

Clothes-minded.

When are you going to learn to drive?

I don't think they feel very safe in my taxi.

Rob Jokes More Rob Jokes

Why did the Mexican guy rob a train?

He had a loco motive.

What does robbing a Scotsman get you?

Kilt

Alligator Jokes More Alligator Jokes

Who's there! Alligator! Alligator who?

Alligator for her birthday was a card!

What do you give an alligator who is having trouble hearing?

A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P

Crocodile Jokes More Crocodile Jokes

Why should you never play poker with a crocodile?

You will lose every hand.

Did you know crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet?

But most just have 4.