What do you call a crocodile when it robs drinks?

Gator-raid.

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What's wrong honey?

My bad knee is acting up again. *knee robs a gas station*

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Who did the crocodiles call when they found one of their own dead?

The investiGATOR

What do you call a crocodile when it robs drinks?

Gator-raid.