What do you call a crocodile when it robs drinks?

Gator-raid.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Americans and ice cream?

Ice cream fits in a tub.

What's the difference between Tony Abbott and a coffee machine?

One is a cold heartless machine, used by everyone......And the other is useful with a Cafe. Gnite folks!

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What do you call an organized group of people waiting to get drinks?

Punchline

What did the bartender day to the man who was drinking his vodka to fast?

Stop "Russian"

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What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

How did the flea learn to use the internet?

He had to start from scratch.

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What did the getaway driver do after his accomplice, Rice, robbed the bank?

Pilaf.

What does robbing a Scotsman get you?

Kilt

Alligator Jokes More Alligator Jokes

How can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later.

Why was the alligator sad?

It had a kiddie meal but didn't get a toy.

Crocodile Jokes More Crocodile Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

You will see one later and one in a while.

What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a cartridge?

A snapshot.