Crocodile Jokes

You will lose every hand.

The investiGATOR

One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later.

You can't brush your teeth with a crocodile.

Because Croc-a-doodle-doo is a good family name.

An animal that talks your head off.

An Alley-Gator

The spelling and pronunciation.

A crocodile. -You won!

But most just have 4.

You will see one later and one in a while.

In case you get a hole in one!

Pair of medics.

A smooth operator!

A cow that can milk itself!

That thing hurts!

You get Halo-tosis.

One is against the law and the other is a sick bird.

A knife has a point.

A cantaloupe.

Because she doesn't get to marry the best man.

Inshallah water.

The investiGATOR

A Neckromancer

Tooth (truth) or Consequences.

Tooth hurty.

Crocodile Jokes

Why should you never play poker with a crocodile?

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

Who did the crocodiles call when they found one of their own dead?

How can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

What's the difference between a crocodile and a toothbrush?

What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a cartridge?

Why did the chicken marry the crocodile?

What do get if you cross a parrot and a crocodile?

What you call a crocodile covered with tortillas?

What do you call a crocodile that likes to bowl?

What do you call a crocodile in a band?

What are the two biggest differences between an alligator and a crocodile?

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What do you call a crocodile when it robs drinks?

What has four legs and goes meow?

Did you know crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet?

How do you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

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