You will lose every hand.
The investiGATOR
One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later. Credit to Mitch hedburg
You can't brush your teeth with a crocodile.
A snapshot.
Because Croc-a-doodle-doo is a good family name.
An animal that talks your head off.
A tacodile
An Alley-Gator
A crocstar
The spelling and pronunciation.
Gator-raid. <3 edit: Learned the difference between a crocodile and alligator.
A crocodile. -You won!
But most just have 4.
You will see one later and one in a while.
Liquor in the front, poker in the back.
A cardvark!
My zipper
My zipper.
Sleep in the wardrobe.
His sesame seed buns!
They always bomb the punchline!
Odair he is! Obligatory: My brother told this to me while watching Mockingjay P2.
1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money
There are tobacco spit stains on BOTH the doors of his truck.
Well, all marriages are legal in North Korea, but no one has them because there's no rice to throw.
It's an aunt- -him.
Me: Words Him: Can you say more Me: More Him: Me: I'm also good at directions
He types, "HALOL"
The second (right to bare arms)
