You will lose every hand.
The investiGATOR
One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later. Credit to Mitch hedburg
You can't brush your teeth with a crocodile.
A snapshot.
Because Croc-a-doodle-doo is a good family name.
An animal that talks your head off.
A tacodile
An Alley-Gator
A crocstar
The spelling and pronunciation.
Gator-raid. <3 edit: Learned the difference between a crocodile and alligator.
A crocodile. -You won!
But most just have 4.
You will see one later and one in a while.
So he could shoot his mouth off.
You get Halo-tosis.
A Neckromancer
Mount Rushmore. Or Nickelback. I'm so sorry.
He kept getting nailed to the boards.
A microwave.
On one hand, you have a watch... But on the other hand, you have a watch.
You call an investigator
Gt- () An investigator
To get to the Other side
A Henman.
A pair of ankles
Antteneye!
Liquor in the front, poker in the back.
She goes to the bathroom.