You will lose every hand.
The investiGATOR
One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later. Credit to Mitch hedburg
You can't brush your teeth with a crocodile.
A snapshot.
Because Croc-a-doodle-doo is a good family name.
An animal that talks your head off.
A tacodile
An Alley-Gator
A crocstar
The spelling and pronunciation.
Gator-raid. <3 edit: Learned the difference between a crocodile and alligator.
A crocodile. -You won!
But most just have 4.
You will see one later and one in a while.
Because they cantaloupe.
They cantaloupe.
My zipper
A crocodile Q: what's got a 100 balls and a pair of teeth? A: A singing choir of army veterans
Kurt n Rod.
Pair o' Dice Lost
A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.
Courtney.
Because they never make it past the first check, mate.
A good start.
Because when she got to 69, there was a frog in her throat.
It was stuck to the chickens foot.
Gravi-tea!
Because he has seen plenty of balls drop. (Sorry)
DOG: YES! HOW'D HE FETCH IT BEFORE ME
