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Why did the chicken marry the crocodile?

Because Croc-a-doodle-doo is a good family name.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road with a knife?

Because it saw Lena Dunham on the other side.

Why did the chicken lay an egg?

Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

What do cows do after they get married?

They go on their honeymoooooon!

What type of fruit is impossible to marry?

Cantaloupe

Crocodile Jokes More Crocodile Jokes

What do you call a crocodile when it robs drinks?

Gator-raid. &lt3 edit: Learned the difference between a crocodile and alligator.

What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a cartridge?

A snapshot.