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Why did the chicken marry the crocodile?

Because Croc-a-doodle-doo is a good family name.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

How long do chickens work?

Around the cluck!

What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog?

A hen that lays pooched eggs.

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

Why couldn't the man marry the melon?

It was a cantaloupe.

What fruit can't get married?

CANTELOPE

Crocodile Jokes More Crocodile Jokes

What are the two biggest differences between an alligator and a crocodile?

The spelling and pronunciation.

Why should you never play poker with a crocodile?

You will lose every hand.