Why did the chicken marry the crocodile?

Because Croc-a-doodle-doo is a good family name.

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Why'd the chicken cross The Road?

Because he wasn't paid the money he deserved.

Why did the chicken cross the ocean?

To get out-of-range of North Korea's nukes.

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What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

Why couldn't the watermelon get married in Vegas?

Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!

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What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a cartridge?

A snapshot.

How do you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

You will see one later and one in a while.