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Why did the chicken marry the crocodile?

Because Croc-a-doodle-doo is a good family name.

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Why did the hen cross the road?

Because chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the park?

To get to the other slide...

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What did the pastor say when informing two fruits that they couldn't marry?

No, you cantaloupe.

Why didn't the melon get married?

Because it can't elope.

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What do get if you cross a parrot and a crocodile?

An animal that talks your head off.

What do you call a crocodile when it robs drinks?

Gator-raid. &lt3 edit: Learned the difference between a crocodile and alligator.