Why did the chicken marry the crocodile?

Because Croc-a-doodle-doo is a good family name.

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What do you call a chicken at the north pole?

Lost.

What did the Spanish farmer say to his chickens?

Oh-lay!

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Why did Maria Shriver marry Arnold Schwarzenegger?

To breed a Kennedy that could take a bullet.

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

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Why should you never play poker with a crocodile?

You will lose every hand.

Why did the chicken marry the crocodile?

Because Croc-a-doodle-doo is a good family name.