Why did the chicken marry the crocodile?

Because Croc-a-doodle-doo is a good family name.

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Why did the chicken droid NOT cross the road?

Because it had a bad motivator!

Why are chickens racist?

They are all in the Coop Clucks Clan

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Why don't melons marry on a whim?

They cantaloupe.

Why can't a guy see his friends?

Because he's married.

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What has four legs and goes meow?

A crocodile. -You won!

Why should you never play poker with a crocodile?

You will lose every hand.