Why did the chicken marry the crocodile?

Because Croc-a-doodle-doo is a good family name.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

How does a chicken do their hair?

With a comb, In one fowl swoop.

How did the road break its ankles?

The chicken crossed it.

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Why did the woman marry the shoe maker?

Because she was his sole mate.

What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Antelopes

Crocodile Jokes More Crocodile Jokes

What do you call a crocodile in a band?

A crocstar

What do you call a crocodile that likes to bowl?

An Alley-Gator