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Why did the chicken marry the crocodile?

Because Croc-a-doodle-doo is a good family name.

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Why did the chicken get run over by a car as it was crossing the road?

To get to the Other side

Why did the two chickens cross the road?

To avoid debating Bernie Sanders

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How do you turn a fox into an elephant?

Marry it.

What is a dad joke?

Punchlines that got married and settled down.

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Why did the chicken marry the crocodile?

Because Croc-a-doodle-doo is a good family name.

How do you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

You will see one later and one in a while.