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Why did the chicken marry the crocodile?

Because Croc-a-doodle-doo is a good family name.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken go to the principal's office?

Because he had fowl languange.

Why did the chicken lay an egg?

Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

Why don't penguins ever get married?

They always get cold feet!

Why do so many people in the South get married?

Free shotgun

Crocodile Jokes More Crocodile Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

You will see one later and one in a while.

What do you call a crocodile that likes to bowl?

An Alley-Gator