What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a cartridge?

A snapshot.

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What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants?

Bell-bottoms!

Why didn't the boxer cross the road?

He didn't want to be part of a bad punch line.

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Why did the chicken marry the crocodile?

Because Croc-a-doodle-doo is a good family name.

How can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later. Credit to Mitch hedburg