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What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a cartridge?

A snapshot.

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What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a leprechaun?

The Easter Blarney!

What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?

A hemogoblin. I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it.

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Who did the crocodiles call when they found one of their own dead?

The investiGATOR

Why did the chicken marry the crocodile?

Because Croc-a-doodle-doo is a good family name.