What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a cartridge?

A snapshot.

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What did Adele say when she crossed the road?

Sing* Hello from the other side!

What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set?

A boa constructor!

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How can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later.

Why should you never play poker with a crocodile?

You will lose every hand.