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What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set?

A boa constructor!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller?

A computer with a lot of bites!

What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What do you get if you cross a snake and a hotdog?

A fangfurter!sna

What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner?

Thank you I'll just have a slither.

Boa Constructor Jokes More Boa Constructor Jokes

What do you call a snake with a degree in engineering?

A Boa Constructor

What do you call a snake's mother?

A boa constructor.