What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set?

A boa constructor!

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Why did the chicken cross the state line?

He just had to get out of there because he heard that Kentucky fried chicken!

Why did the monkey cross the road?

To loot the pharmacy on the other side

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What does a sheep, a drum, and a snake all say when falling off of a cliff?

Baa-Dum-Sss

What did the snake say to the cornered rat?

Hiss is the end of the line for you!

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What do you call a snake's mother?

A boa constructor.

What do you call a snake with a degree in engineering?

A Boa Constructor