What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set?

A boa constructor!

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Why didn't the bicycle cross the road?

He was two-tired...

What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the mud and crosses back over?

A dirty double crosser.

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What did the snake say when offered a piece of cheese?

Thanks I'll just have a sliver!

What do you get if you cross a snake and a pig?

A boar constrictor!

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What kind of snake is good at building things?

A boa constructor.

What do you call a snake with a degree in engineering?

A Boa Constructor