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What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set?

A boa constructor!

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What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark?

Frost bite!

What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde?

A jet setter!

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What should you do if you find a snake sleeping in your bed?

Sleep in the wardrobe!

What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo?

('A jump rope')

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What do you call a snake's mother?

A boa constructor.

What kind of snake is good at building things?

A boa constructor.