A civil serpent
One drove all the snakes from Ireland, the other drove away all of the Native Americans.
Because otherwise they'd be lizards.
The tale of a rat.
A thon
In inches. Snakes don't have any feet.
Because he wears an eyepatch and has poor depth perception.
He had a reptile dysfunction
Anti-hissss-tamines!
Are ye alright in the back there lads?
Antihissssstamines!
He had reptile dysfunction.
Sleep in the wardrobe!
Thanks I'll just have a sliver!
Baa-Dum-Sss
Windshield vipers.
Adders!
An adder.
A windshield viper.
You can make a pet out of a snake!
Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.
Don't asp me!
They have no legs to pull!
A boar constrictor!
A fangfurter!sna
Metal Gears
Hiss-tory!
Because in Japan, snakes are hebi.
A viper!
Windscreen vipers.
Because it's an anti-hisstamine.
A boeing constrictor
Well that bites.
Me: "Snakes on a plane" Friend: "Whats it about " Me: "Horses... horses on a boat"
Hiss is the end of the line for you!
Because hardly any of them know how to dance.
Viva Aspana!
A corn snake
Hiss off!
A boa constructor!
None, the two are not a snake
It has a rattle.
A fangfurther.
With love and hisses.
Because he had his own scales!
A snake with a lisp!
Thank you I'll just have a slither.
A boa constructor.
A HISSStorian.
Because snakes make lots of strikes.
Poison by Christian Dior!
Hiss and Hers!
Sir Pent...
2) How 2 build ark 3) Can god just build ark 4) Are snakes necessary 5) Is god real or am I high
Addercadabra and abradacobra!
Fang mail.
Sleep in the wardrobe.
Because they don't have any feet!
A Boa Constructor
A puff-adder
They speak with forked tongues!
A momma's boa.
Snakes and Larders!sna
They couldn't they were adders!
Fang letters!
('A jump rope')
Because it goes with a rattle.
They both form a bond in seconds, last (ideally) forever, and are dissolved by alcohol.
A degree in law.
They have a lot of boos but no water
It has a lot of mussels.
Pick a cod, any cod!
He's the one staring at YOUR feet when he talks
Stop crying and viper your nose!
If it's black it won't give you any food
A sandwich
Fall Out Boy
He wanted his new dish washer to match his fridge.
Bride and Prejudice!