What do you call a snake that tells bad jokes?

A corn snake

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How can you tell if someone who's having a temper tantrum is on the phone?

You get a tizzy signal!

What did the gangster's son tells his dad when he failed his examination?

Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours, but I told them nothing!!!

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What do you get when you cross a snake with a plane?

A boeing constrictor

What is the difference between St. Patrick and Christopher Columbus?

One drove all the snakes from Ireland, the other drove away all of the Native Americans.

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What did the imprisoned locksmith say after he told the inmates a bunch of bad jokes?

I'll show myself out.

What do you call a monk that operates a door unlocking service?

A monkey. (p.s. I have a wonderful, terrible love for bad jokes)