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What do you call a snake that tells bad jokes?

A corn snake

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Why doesn't anyone tell jokes about Jonestown?

The punchline is too long.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and an erection?

I dont have a Porsche. (Best told by whispering in someones ear.)

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What do snakes take for their sniffles?

Antihissssstamines!

What do you get when you cross pasta with a snake?

Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.

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What is the penalty for telling a bad joke?

The joke is it's own pun-ishment.

What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

Please let me know... I have a terrible sense of humor!