What did the ancient Greek mother say when her sons toga got torn?

Euripides, Eumenides

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What do you call a tear in the American flag?

An old glory hole.

What's wrong with Andrew Jackson?

He had an Underground Rail Road too, called the Trail of Tears.

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How do you separate Greek men from Greek boys?

With a crowbar.

How do you separate the Greek boys from the Greek men at a Greek BBQ?

With a Crowbar!!!!!