What did the ancient Greek mother say when her sons toga got torn?

Euripides, Eumenides

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Who will I share the sunset with now?

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What did the ancient Greek mother say when her sons toga got torn?

Euripides, Eumenides

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Why is yogurt always in debt?

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What do you call a stabilizing Greek?

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