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What did the ancient Greek mother say when her sons toga got torn?

Euripides, Eumenides

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Who's there? Dave. Dave who?

Dave promptly burst into tears as not everyone in the world knew Dave.

What do you give someone who is about to tear up?

Tape

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Which Greek god was annoyed by his invitation to the Goddess Dyslexia's party?

Ares.

What did the Catholic Mexican say to greet the Greek God of Thunder?

Hey zeus!