What did the ancient Greek mother say when her sons toga got torn?

Euripides, Eumenides

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Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee

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He wanted to take a month off.

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A gyroscope.

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Ares.