What did the ancient Greek mother say when her sons toga got torn?

Euripides, Eumenides

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What do you call a ghost in a torn sheet?

A holy terror.

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He wanted to take a month off.

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Why is yogurt always in debt?

Because it's Greek.

What do Greek soccer players wear?

Soccer tee's