How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You pa- pa- poker face, pa- pa- poker face!

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You pa- pa- poker face, pa- pa- poker face!

How many PA's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Nine........one to do it and eight others to wish they'd been asked.