How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You pa- pa- poker face, pa- pa- poker face!

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Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?

Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course*!"

What's a glow worms favourite song?

Wake me up before you glow glow!

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How does Lady Gaga like her......Steaks?

Raw, Raw, Raw Raw Raw!

How do you wake a sleeping Lady Gaga?

You poke poke poker face

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You pa- pa- poker face, pa- pa- poker face!

How many PA's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Nine........one to do it and eight others to wish they'd been asked.