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Why did the music industry talent scout take a course in game programming?

He thought it would help him with his hit detection.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why does Bob Seger always laugh when he plays chess?

He thinks it's funny how the Knight moves.

What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?

That hit the spots!

What's the difference between a masochist and a blogger?

There's none, both live for the hits.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What's your emergency?

Boy: Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning.

Why didn't Cathy keep the extra dollar of change at Chick-fil-a?

Because Cathy can't help being Truett-ful

Course Jokes More Course Jokes

What do you do if you are driving your car in central Manhattan and you see a space man?

Park in it, of course.

What's easier to unload, a truck full of bowling balls or a truck of babies?

The babies of course, you can use a pitchfork!