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Why did the music industry talent scout take a course in game programming?

He thought it would help him with his hit detection.

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What is something that basically stops when you stare at it, but flys by when you dont?

There are two answere: Time and Boo (from Mario games). Just made this joke up what do you guys think

When Bruce Banner gets constipated do you think he turns into The Hulk?

Just one of the thoughts I have during important business meetings

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What do you call a walrus that's been hit by a bus?

Dead.

Why are all Stormtroopers virgins?

Because they don't hit anything.

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What did the French fry say to the police officer?

Help me! I've been a-salted!

Which vitamin best helps a Pokémon breed?

PP Up.

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How do you like it?

Me: Salty...of course *slaps down $20 CG: We'll take two pretzels with salt Get outta the gutter pervs

What do you get when you cross a Fire Chief two Lotus Notes Gurus?

A. FireWeb.... of course!