Why did the music industry talent scout take a course in game programming?

He thought it would help him with his hit detection.

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What's the difference between cab drivers and F1 drivers?

F1 driver doesn't think he's a cab driver

Why did the hipster fail chemistry?

He thought the bond was ironic.

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How do you hit those high notes?

Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.

How did a mom figure out her daughter had hit puberty?

She kept wetting the bed.

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How do you help a lemon?

Lemon-aid.

How can I help you sir?

One clothes please!

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Where do they weigh whales?

At the whale weigh station of course.

How many ears does Captain Kirk have?

Three... The one on the left The one on the right And of course, the Final Front Ear