Why did the music industry talent scout take a course in game programming?

He thought it would help him with his hit detection.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?

Christopher Walken. (Not sure if it's a repost, but I don't think I've seen it posted here.)

Why did Michael Jackson call Boys 2 Men?

He thought they were a delivery service

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What do you get when you cross a motorcycle and a truck?

Hit by a car.

What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What did the kangaroo say when her baby was missing?

Help! My pocket's been picked!

Why couldn't anyone help the tortilla?

He didn't want to taco 'bout it

Course Jokes More Course Jokes

What is the only bent straight line?

Its One Direction of course.

What type of phones do fish use?

Shellular*, of course...