Why did the music industry talent scout take a course in game programming?

He thought it would help him with his hit detection.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why did the T.V. break up with the remote?

She thought he was too controlling.

What haircut did the Texan barber recommend when asked?

He couldn't think of anything, and said "I'll mullet over"

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?

Shoot before he hits the water.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a water melon?

One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other one's a water melon.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

How do you help a choking pig?

With the Ham-Lick maneuver of course

Why couldn't anyone help the tortilla?

He didn't want to taco 'bout it

Course Jokes More Course Jokes

What is the volume of pizza?

Pizza of course! If z = radius of the pizza and a = the height then * radius2 * height = Pi * z * z * a = Pizza.

What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?

I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes... A FSHHH