Why did the music industry talent scout take a course in game programming?

He thought it would help him with his hit detection.

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Whatchya thinking about?

Me: *Thinking about how dogs understand more English words than I understand dog words* Science stuff.

What did Hamlet say when he was thinking of sending a message?

To e or not to e that is the question.

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What do Paul Walker and Pink Flyod have in common?

Their last hit was the wall

Why did the anvil hit the blacksmith instead?

Because it was irony.

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What do call an ant that helps you with your taxes?

An account-ant.

What did the horse say when he fell over?

Help! I've fallen and I can't giddy up.

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How the does man give his dead batteries away?

Free of charge, of course.

What letters are not in the alphabet?

The ones in the mail of course!