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Why did the anvil hit the blacksmith instead?

Because it was irony.

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Why is that frisbee getting bigger?

Then it hits me.

What is the only thing standing between me and being rich?

I haven't hit Reddit gold yet.

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What do you call it when a blacksmith makes something white?

Irony.

What is the opposite of irony?

Wrinkly.

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Why are blacksmiths seen as very nosy?

Because the are always metal-ing.

How does a French blacksmith sharpen his blade?

He hon(hon hon)s it.