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Who hits the ground first?

Better question would be: Why were they in the tree in the first place?

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Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Whats the difference between a North Korean missile and a K-Pop singer?

The singer can have a hit

Why should you never hit people with violins?

Because violins is not the answer...

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What do you call money that grows on trees?

Marijuana

How does an elephant go up a tree?

It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

Which place has the strongest gravity in the whole universe?

Bed

What did one the left headphone say to the right headphone as they walked through a haunted house?

This place feels earie.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Who reached the ground first?

Noone cares.

Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?

Because you can't bury them in trees!