Who hits the ground first?

Better question would be: Why were they in the tree in the first place?

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Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why did the kid drop his ice cream?

Because the bus hit him.

What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with garbage bags?

A Pillow Fight

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why did the parrot fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

How do trees get online?

They just log in...

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What do you call a duck being kidnapped?

An abduction. I'll quietly leave through this conveniently placed door.

What do you get when you place a Russian leader on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What did one socket say to the other?

Stay grounded.

What do you call a pink slip served inside a bag of coffee?

Grounds for termination.