Who hits the ground first?

Better question would be: Why were they in the tree in the first place?

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Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?

Because he got hit by a car.

What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement?

A bananosecond

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What did the tree do when the bank closed?

It started its own branch

What do you call a group of trees?

A communitree

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel?

I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.

Why did the model pee herself?

She was all dressed up with no place to go!

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Where do we go when we die?

In the ground.

What did one socket say to the other?

Stay grounded.