Who hits the ground first?

Better question would be: Why were they in the tree in the first place?

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Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why are blondes hurt by people's words?

Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.

Why is it called the "funny bone" when you hit your elbow on something and it tingles?

Because it's humerus.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why are riddles about trees so hard?

Because they always leave you stumped!

How do you get a man with only one arm out of a tree?

Wave.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What do you call a place monks go for Halloween?

A monascary

Which place has the strongest gravity in the whole universe?

Bed

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Where was the first discovered potato located?

In the ground.

Why did the skydiver die before reaching the ground?

Because he reached terminal velocity.