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How do you get a man with only one arm out of a tree?

Wave.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What did the bobby (English policeman) say to the hitchhiker with three heads, no arms and one leg?

Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in.

Why do all the ladies love Jesus?

Spreads out arms to fullest length) Because he was hung like this.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What happened when the man lost his suspenders?

He became one of those For Whom the Belt Holds

What's the difference between a golf ball and a G spot?

A man will spend 20 minutes looking for a golf ball.

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

How do you get a one armed man off a tree?

You wave to him

What did the Ocean say to the Beach?

Nothing, it just waved... Prolly my favorite joke of all time, maybe ever.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What did a tree say to another tree?

Nothing, trees can't talk!

What do trees take when they have a headache?

Aleve.