How do you get a one armed man out of a tree?

You wave.

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Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

Why did the wave fail the driving test?

It kept crashing on the beach.

How do you get a one armed Canadian out of a tree?

Wave to him!

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What types of trees never get Christmas presents?

Knotty Pines.

How did the lumberjack keep his business from falling behind when all the trees ran out?

By moving faux wood. Rimshot

Armed Man Jokes More Armed Man Jokes

How do you get a one armed man out of a tree?

You wave.

How many armed men does it take to extort an Olympic athlete?

A Brazilian.