How do you get a one armed Canadian out of a tree?

Wave to him!

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What do you call......a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob

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Hold up your arm and say "Go back you didn't say 'May I'"

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Nothing! They just waved.

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Where the "eh" is in the sentence. Canadian: "How you doin, eh " Italian: "Eh! How you doin "

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No, I think I'd like some more-ay.

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A. Because she was raking up the leaves!

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