How do you get a man with only one arm out of a tree?

Wave.

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Where can you find a dog with no arms and no legs?

Right where you left it

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs inside a volcano?

Anakin Skywalker. (Happy Geek Pride Day!)

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why not man?

I really am a FunGi.

What do you call a man holding two apples in one hand and three oranges in another?

No chance of blocking an uppercut.

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

How do you get a blond out of a tree?

Wave

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them

How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?

She fell out of the tree.