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How do you get a man with only one arm out of a tree?

Wave.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why do all the ladies love Jesus?

Spreads out arms to fullest length) Because he was hung like this.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bob

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a Microbiologist who travels the world?

A Man of many Cultures

What do you tell a man with two black eyes?

Nothing, he's been told twice already. (And be cool, if you get the reference keep quiet and let em wonder.)

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

What did the tsunami say to Japan?

Nothing, it waved. Happy Thursday all.

What did the sea say to the sand?

Nothing, it simply waved.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How do you get a one-armed monkey out of a tree?

Wave at him

When is the month when the most trees fall?

Sep-timber