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What's the difference between a Canadian and an Italian?

Where the "eh" is in the sentence. Canadian: "How you doin, eh " Italian: "Eh! How you doin "

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What is the difference between a corrupt cop and a disposable camera?

A disposable camera doesn't have to reload 3 times to take 30 shots.

What's the difference between OP and a Pregnant woman?

She delivers.

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Why do Italian men wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

What happened to the pimp who ate too much Italian food?

He got Pasta-toots.

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What's a Canadian's favorite footwear?

Aboot

What is the term for a group of Canadians?

Is it "an apology" "Oh look, there goes an apology of Canadians"

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Whatcha got, reddit?

I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!

Where are you at?

Me: Before I tell you let's talk about ending sentences with prepositions.

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Whatcha doin?

Papa would say, "I'M MINDING MY OWN DAMN BUSINESS." Best advice ever.

What's the difference between a Canadian and an Italian?

Where the "eh" is in the sentence. Canadian: "How you doin, eh " Italian: "Eh! How you doin "