What's the difference between a Canadian and an Italian?

Where the "eh" is in the sentence. Canadian: "How you doin, eh " Italian: "Eh! How you doin "

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?

The color.

Whats the difference between men and women when watching video?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. usually has a completely different meaning.

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

How do you know the rules of football was written by an Italian?

You switch sides at half time.

What did the Italian baseball coach say about the only woman on the team?

Ciabatta very good!

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

What do you call a troublesome Canadian high schooler?

A poutine.

Why did the Canadian cross the road?

Because that's the direction his car was sliding.

Sentence Jokes More Sentence Jokes

What has 6 letters, starts with 'P', and ends a sentence?

Parole.

How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me".

Doin Jokes More Doin Jokes

Whatcha doin?

Papa would say, "I'M MINDING MY OWN DAMN BUSINESS." Best advice ever.

What's the difference between a Canadian and an Italian?

Where the "eh" is in the sentence. Canadian: "How you doin, eh " Italian: "Eh! How you doin "