Why did the Canadian DJ turn down the gig at the local Y?

Because why emcee, eh

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What's the similarity between Bruce Jenner and a Pharaoh?

At some point they turned into Mummys

What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?

You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.

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What's the difference between a canoe and a Canadian?

The canoe tips.

What is a Canadian's favourite letter?

Eh?

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What can be surmised from this?

The frog's probably on its way to a gig.

What does a guitarist say when he gets to his gig?

Would you like fries with that?

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Why did the Canadian DJ turn down the gig at the local Y?

Because why emcee, eh

Why did the Canadian DJ turn down a gig at a local gym?

Because why MC, eh