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Why did the Canadian DJ turn down the gig at the local Y?

Because why emcee, eh

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why would anyone want to study the Earth and how it rotates?

I guess that some people just want to see the world turn

What do you mean?

Well she turned up the Minster turned up but the groom didn't!

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

What do you call a weapon used by a Canadian ninja?

Canuck-chucks.

What is Canadian graffiti like?

Canadian graffiti be like, F WORD (sorry)

Gig Jokes More Gig Jokes

Why do drummers carry transparent lunchboxes?

So they know if they are going to the gig, or coming from it. Ta-boom!

What does a guitarist say when he gets to his gig?

Would you like fries with that?

Canadian Dj Jokes More Canadian Dj Jokes

Why did the Canadian DJ turn down the gig at the local Y?

Because why emcee, eh

Why did the Canadian DJ turn down a gig at a local gym?

Because why MC, eh