Why did the Canadian DJ turn down a gig at a local gym?

Because why MC, eh

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What does a Maple leaf fan do when they win the cup?

Turn off their console and go to sleep.

How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.

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How do you keep Canadian bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away its brooms.

What's the difference between a canoe and a Canadian?

The canoe tips.

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Why did the Canadian DJ turn down a gig at a local gym?

Because why MC, eh

Why didn't the rest of the fractions like "mc" very much?

Because he was generally known to be a square(ed).

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Why did the Canadian DJ turn down the gig at the local Y?

Because why emcee, eh

Have you heard of the band 1023MB?

They haven't got a gig yet.

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Why did the Canadian DJ turn down a gig at a local gym?

Because why MC, eh

Why did the Canadian DJ turn down the gig at the local Y?

Because why emcee, eh