Because why MC, eh
Because when he turns his girlfriend on he has to turn her off again three times.
He rubbed him the wrong way.
Because 7 8 9 A
It rhymes when they say. "Keep at eye out for a coyote."
Because he was generally known to be a square(ed).
The frog's probably on its way to a gig.
They haven't had a gig yet.
Because why emcee, eh