Why did the Canadian DJ turn down a gig at a local gym?

Because why MC, eh

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Why are there no pictures of Ted Cruz holding a baby?

They always turn out blurry from him shaking them.

How difficult is it to live with erectile dysfunction?

It turns out, it's not very hard at all

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How do you get 50 Canadians out of the swimming pool?

Say, " Everyone out of the pool please."

What did the Canadian eel say when the bartender asked him if he'd had enough?

No, I think I'd like some more-ay.

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Why did the Canadian DJ turn down a gig at a local gym?

Because why MC, eh

Why didn't the rest of the fractions like "mc" very much?

Because he was generally known to be a square(ed).

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Why isn't the band "1023 MB" famous?

They haven't had a gig yet.

Why was the band late to their gig?

Because the drummer locked himself in the car with the keys.

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Why did the Canadian DJ turn down a gig at a local gym?

Because why MC, eh

Why did the Canadian DJ turn down the gig at the local Y?

Because why emcee, eh