What does a Maple leaf fan do when they win the cup?

Turn off their console and go to sleep.

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How do you stop joint pain?

Turn it around.

What can turn a fruit into a vegetable?

Jeffrey Dahmer!

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How many women have u slept with?

Husband: Only you, Honey. With everyone else, I was awake.

Why does a blonde woman close her eyes in front of the mirror?

To see how she looks like when sleeping.

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Who won the race?

Society.

Which art piece won the Texas Muhammad cartoon contest?

Two chalk outlines.

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What's a police officers favorite console?

Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U. Edit: Gee Wilikers Batman I've got 151 upvotes yayyyyyy.

What did the dejected man say to the considerate calculator trying to console him?

It's the bot that counts.

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Why can't the Maple Leafs have any tea?

Because Boston has all the cups!

What can 5 men do that 5 women can't do?

Pee in a cup.

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What does a Maple leaf fan do when they win the cup?

Turn off their console and go to sleep.

What did the carpenter say to the girl he loved?

Oh sweetheart, you are the eye of my maple....