What does a Maple leaf fan do when they...

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What did the French guy say when he forgot to tell his driver to turn left?

Oh, gosh!

Why does the Hound of the Baskervilles turn round and round before he lies down for the night?

Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What do you call a ghost who's always sleeping?

Lazy bones.

Why do cicadas stay up all night chirping irregularly, unable to sleep?

Their cicadan rhythm is off

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Why did the farmer win the Nobel Prize?

There was a clerical error. The award was intended to go to Malala Yousafzai for her advocacy work for education for young girls.

Why do the ghosts never win races?

Because they're always dead tired. I stole this from plain and simple. Just straight up stole it. Why? Because it made me laugh and I didn't see it posted here before.

Console Jokes More Console Jokes

What was the last thing that went through JFK Jr's mind when his plane crashed?

The console. What was JFK Jr's wife drinking when the plane crashed? Ocean Spray.

What does a Maple leaf fan do when they win the cup?

Turn off their console and go to sleep.

Cup Jokes More Cup Jokes

What's the difference between England and a cup of tea?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

What's the difference between England and a teabag?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

Maple Jokes More Maple Jokes

What did the Maple syrup farmer say when he saw a good looking maple tree?

I'd tap that.

What did the carpenter say to the girl he loved?

Oh sweetheart, you are the eye of my maple....