What does a Maple leaf fan do when they win the cup?

Turn off their console and go to sleep.

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Why do receipts need to be 75 feet long?

I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.

Why did the kittens turn atheist?

Coz their eyes opened.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What's the best rock to sleep on?

Bed rock

What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture... What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture on the Northern Lights to the people of Wonderland?

Aurora boring Alice.

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How did I win a Super Smash Bros. Brawl Tournament?

I met a knight

What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

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What's a police officers favorite console?

Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U. Edit: Gee Wilikers Batman I've got 151 upvotes yayyyyyy.

Why are stormtroopers so bad at aiming?

Because they're playing on console.

Cup Jokes More Cup Jokes

Why did the cup fall over?

Because it was drunk.

Who's the most popular guy in the nudist camp?

The one who can carry two cups of coffee AND a dozen donurs!

Maple Jokes More Maple Jokes

What did the Maple syrup farmer say when he saw a good looking maple tree?

I'd tap that.

What does a Maple leaf fan do when they win the cup?

Turn off their console and go to sleep.