What is the American national day for vampires?

Fangsgiving Day.

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What did the deaf Canadian say to the American that was talking?

Eh?

What's the difference between Americans and ice cream?

Ice cream fits in a tub.

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What do you call the day before a trip to an otolaryngologist?

New Ears Eve

What's a dentists favorite time of day?

Tooth-Hurty

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What do you get if you cross a vampire and a mummy?

Something you wouldn't want to unwrap!

What happens when a vampire drinks too much?

They get a fangover.