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What is the American national day for vampires?

Fangsgiving Day.

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How do you turn German beer into American Beer?

Drink it

Why do Americans just ignore the "H" in "Herb"?

Honestly, no idea!

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Why was the blond late on her first day of work?

Because she stopped taking the pill about a month earlier.

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and Pinocchio?

Some day, Pinocchio's going to be a real boy.

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Which vampire ate the three bears' porridge?

Ghouldilocks.

What's the best time of this month for vampires?

It depends on the girl