What is the American national day for vampires?

Fangsgiving Day.

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What do you call someone who speaks 2 languages?

Bilingual What do you call someone who speaks 3 languages? Trilingual. What do you call someone who speaks only 1 language? American.

Why do American bears have forelimbs?

They have the right to bear arms

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a three day drinking binge?

Wait I freed?!?!?

Why did Peter Parker get fired?

He spent all day on the web.

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What do you call a vampire who owns a restaurant?

Count Spatula

Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin?

It wanted to play squash.