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What is the American national day for vampires?

Fangsgiving Day.

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Why do American beer companies always advise that their beer should be served cold?

So you can tell it apart from urine

What did King George think of the American colonists?

He thought they were revolting!

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Why was Jon walking backwards on the first day of school?

Everyone kept saying it was back to school time.

How did skeletons send each other letters in the days of the Wild West?

By Bony Express.

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What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?

A hemogoblin. I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it.

Where did vampires go to first in America?

New-fang-land.