What is the American national day for vampires?

Fangsgiving Day.

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What can you find in both medieval English castles and American art museums?

Norman Rock Wells.

What's the difference between a Bald Eagle and an American?

The Bald Eagle is free c:

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What is the creepiest letter of the alphabet?

V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U.

What do you call the day after a sad Friday?

A sadder day.

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Why do vampires hate arguments?

Because they make themselves cross.

What food do vampires hate?

Steaks.