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What is the American national day for vampires?

Fangsgiving Day.

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What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.

What's the difference between Americans and Brits?

Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.

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What runs all day but never gets tired?

Water.

Why can't you trust girls?

Because you can't trust something that bleeds for days and doesn't die.

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What do vampires put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Best viscious.

What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.