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Why do vampires hate arguments?

Because they make themselves cross.

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Who does a hypocrite really hate?

A hypocrite!

How much would you say you read the Bible?

Well, I don't read it religiously." Bud-dum tss, I hate myself.

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Why should you never get into an argument with a dictionary?

Because they'll always have the last word.

What do you call an invalidation of someone's argument because they cannot differentiate between their and they're?

Ad homonym

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How do Vampires buy pants if they can't look in a mirror?

Now, I tweet them

What must a vampire earn to learn to fly?

His red wings.