Why do vampires hate arguments?

Because they make themselves cross.

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They insist that the fit could be better.

Why did peasants hate knights' outfits?

Because everyone hates chain mail.

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Why shouldn't you ever have an argument with Mobius?

Because they're always so one sided!

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An argument

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They can not stand stakes!

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Now, I tweet them