Why do vampires hate arguments?

Because they make themselves cross.

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Why does the corn hate the farmer?

Because he picks his ears!

What do you call the second-most hated politician in America?

Madam President.

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What do you call the amount of time it takes to win an argument with a lawyer?

An attornity.

What do you call a group of philosophers?

An argument.

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Where did vampires go to first in America?

New-fang-land.

Why do vampires hate Texas Roadhouse?

They can not stand stakes!