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Why do vampires hate arguments?

Because they make themselves cross.

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What lives in the ocean is grouchy and hates neighbours?

A hermit crab!

How's my kid doing in school?

T: How's my kid doing in school I hate parrot teacher conferences

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Why shouldn't you ever have an argument with Mobius?

Because they're always so one sided!

Why did Christopher Reeve lose the debate?

Because his arguments against scrutiny.

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What should you do if a vampire borrows your comic?

Wait for him to give it back.

Why does vampire Superman want to go out?

Because he doesn't want to be around the crypt tonight. (you can tell i made that up)