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Why do vampires hate arguments?

Because they make themselves cross.

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What do you call someone who hates pencils?

Erracist

Why do feminists hate Apple?

Because they're not PC.

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What's 8 feet tall, covered in fur, and walks around the Himalayas undermining your arguments by attacking your character?

The Adhomineminal Snowman

What's an argument in the Middle East but a compliment in the U.S.A?

You da bomb" "No, you da bomb!"

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What is the first thing that vampires learn at school?

The alphabat.

Why did the vampire go crazy at Burger King?

He saw all that catsup and wanted a transfusion.