Why do vampires hate arguments?

Because they make themselves cross.

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Why did the old man hate living next to the tennis courts?

He couldn't stand all the racket!

Why did peasants hate knights' outfits?

Because everyone hates chain mail.

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Why shouldn't you ever have an argument with Mobius?

Because they're always so one sided!

What does an empathetic kleptomaniac do in an argument?

He puts himself in the other person's shoes and then walks away.

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Why do Vampires hate Writers?

Because they hate Type O's

What do you get if you cross Bossy with a vampire?

Dracowla!