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Why do vampires hate arguments?

Because they make themselves cross.

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What dance do hippies hate?

A square dance.

What part of the hospital does John Cena hate the most?

The ICU

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What's 8 feet tall, covered in fur, and walks around the Himalayas undermining your arguments by attacking your character?

The Adhomineminal Snowman

Why shouldn't you ever have an argument with Mobius?

Because they're always so one sided!

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Where does a vampire take a bath?

In the bat-room (bathroom).

What did the vampire call his false teeth?

A new fangled device.