Why do vampires hate Texas Roadhouse?

They can not stand stakes!

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What do you call a woman standing in the middle of at tennis court?

Annette!

Why are cows so famous?

Because they're out-standing in their field.

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Why does everyone hate me?

I texted with the clicky keyboard sound turned on.

How many Nickelback fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Trick question! There's no such thing as Nickelback fans. (I will be hated by few)

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Why do Vampires make poor project managers?

Because the refuse you to meet with stake holders. (why yes, I am a dad why do you ask)

What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas?

Grave-y!

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Why don't witches like The Keg?

Because it's always burned at the stake

Why does Dracula always travel with his coffin?

Because his life is at stake.