Why do vampires hate Texas Roadhouse?

They can not stand stakes!

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How do you know if someone's an expert archer?

Put an apple on your head &amp stand still he'll Tell you.

Why would a dead girl lie?

Because she can't stand up.

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Because they hate waterboarding.

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The slide into poverty.

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What happens when you mix a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite

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Jack-u-la!

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Why do vampires hate Texas Roadhouse?

They can not stand stakes!

Why does Dracula always travel with his coffin?

Because his life is at stake.