Why do vampires hate Texas Roadhouse?

They can not stand stakes!

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Why did the woman leave her overweight husband unconscious in a burning building?

Because she couldn't stand him.

What animal will you always see at a resturant?

A DINE-O-SAUR. I think my brother is a future stand-up comic.

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Why does Mario hate Punchbug?

Because he bruises like-a Peach!

What is the difference between being Scottish, Irish, or Welsh?

The difference is what people you hate

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What do you call a vampire in a raincoat?

Mack-u-la!

Where did vampires go to first in America?

New-fang-land.

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Why was the cow scared about going into the slaughter house?

His life was at stake. Badum psh.

Why don't witches like The Keg?

Because it's always burned at the stake