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Why does Dracula always travel with his coffin?

Because his life is at stake.

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

Why are most guys like floor tile?

Because if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them from the rest of your life!

How are men like carpet tiles?

If you lay them properly the first time around you can walk all over them for the rest of your life.

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

How do crabs travel cheaply?

Pubic transportation

What do you call a Microbiologist who travels the world?

A Man of many Cultures

Coffin Jokes More Coffin Jokes

What did the casket say to the sick casket?

Are you coffin

Why did the funeral director cover his mouth?

He kept coffin

Stake Jokes More Stake Jokes

Why do vampires hate Texas Roadhouse?

They can not stand stakes!

Why does Dracula always travel with his coffin?

Because his life is at stake.

Dracula Jokes More Dracula Jokes

What do you call Dracula when he goes swimming?

Aqua-Vlad

What did Dracula say at the Christmas party?

Fancy a bite