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Why does Dracula always travel with his coffin?

Because his life is at stake.

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What's the best moment of your life?

Me: That time I won a stuffed dino- wife: That didn't involve a dinosaur me: Our wedding

What is every blonde's ambition in life?

To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

What has four legs and is always ready to travel?

A zebra with a private jet.

Why do people traveling east out of Sweden get a metal?

Because they're crossing the Finnish line.

Coffin Jokes More Coffin Jokes

What do you called a prince-sized bed?

A coffin.

Why did the man with bronchitis get cremated..?

He was tired of coffin.

Stake Jokes More Stake Jokes

Why do vampires hate Texas Roadhouse?

They can not stand stakes!

Why did the cautious gambler never go camping?

He didn't want to stake his tent.

Dracula Jokes More Dracula Jokes

What does Dracula write on his Christmas cards?

Best vicious of the season

What do you get if you cross Dracula with AI Capone?

A fangster.