Why does Dracula always travel with his coffin?

Because his life is at stake.

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Why was the cab driver contemplating his life?

Because he had nothing to chauffeur.

What did Earth say to the Sun?

My life revolves around you!

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Why doesn't the sun pack it's bags?

Because it's traveling light!

How do snowmen travel around?

By iceicle!

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Why did the man with bronchitis get cremated..?

He was tired of coffin.

What do you called a prince-sized bed?

A coffin.

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Why don't witches like The Keg?

Because it's always burned at the stake

Why doesn't NASA send cows to space?

Because the stakes would be too high.

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Who does Dracula get letters from?

His fang club.

Where does Dracula buy his pencils?

Pennsylvania.