Why does Dracula always travel with his coffin?

Because his life is at stake.

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How's life?

She asked. "Oh same as usual" he replied "boring."

What's a joke?

My life...

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Why don't the French enjoy travelling to Northern Ireland?

Because they don't like the smell of Derry air.

What kind of trails does a crazy person travel?

Psychopaths. (I hate myself)

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What did one casket say to the other casket?

Hey, is that you coffin? Ba-dum-tsk...

How much for the vacation home?

Sir, this is a coffin.

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Why did the cautious gambler never go camping?

He didn't want to stake his tent.

Why does Dracula always travel with his coffin?

Because his life is at stake.

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What do you call Dracula when he goes swimming?

Aqua-Vlad

What subject did Dracula major in during college?

AcCOUNTing.