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Why does Dracula always travel with his coffin?

Because his life is at stake.

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What's the best way to be on Instagram and in life?

Selfless

How do I submit a joke?

Do I hand my life in

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How do snowmen travel around?

By iceicle!

Why did the Siamese Twins travel to England?

So the other one could drive

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What do you called a prince-sized bed?

A coffin.

How can you tell when a vampire is sick?

By his coffin!

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Why did the cautious gambler never go camping?

He didn't want to stake his tent.

Why did the short vampire like to gamble?

Because the stakes were high!

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Where does Dracula buy his pencils?

Pennsylvania.

What do you think of Dracula films?

Fangtastic!