Why does Dracula always travel with his coffin?

Because his life is at stake.

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What elements make up life?

Lithium and Iron

How many "All Lives Matter" protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.

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What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north?

A pair of ducks.

What travels down an alley and is full of holes?

Batman's Parents.

Coffin Jokes More Coffin Jokes

Why did the vampire go to the doctors?

Because he was coffin...

What did the undertaker say as the coffin fell out of the car?

We'll have to rehearse that.

Stake Jokes More Stake Jokes

Why does Dracula always travel with his coffin?

Because his life is at stake.

Why did the short vampire like to gamble?

Because the stakes were high!

Dracula Jokes More Dracula Jokes

What did Dracula say at the Christmas party?

Fancy a bite

How does Dracula keep fit?

He plays batminton.