Why does Dracula always travel with his coffin?

Because his life is at stake.

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What is best potato?

Latvian potato is best potato. Is kind you spend whole life looking for. Also, low calories.

Why was the Butcher depressed?

Because his life was in shambles.

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Why is it easy for light bulbs to travel?

Because they pack light.

What can walk over the water, but can travel under the water without getting wet?

Jesus in a submarine.

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Why did the funeral director cover his mouth?

He kept coffin

What would Marilyn Monroe be doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the inside of her coffin.

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Why did the short vampire like to gamble?

Because the stakes were high!

Why was the cow scared about going into the slaughter house?

His life was at stake. Badum psh.

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What do you call Dracula's retarded cousin?

Countdown This was a joke I heard on TV some time ago... Thought it was worth a share.

Where is Dracula's American office?

The Vampire State Building.