Where does Dracula buy his writing supplies?

Pencilvania.

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What do you use to buy drinks?

Bar tender

Why do men buy electric lawn mowers?

A. So they can find their way back to the house.

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What is Dracula's girlfriend called when she gives him head?

Down for the count!

Why does Dracula always travel with his coffin?

Because his life is at stake.