Pennsylvania.
He works it out with a pencil.
He grabs a pencil and tries to work it out
Asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.
A short one!
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
Because it's always Sunni in Philadelphia.
Coffin medicine.
Because Dracula was coffin. Source: A Laffy Taffy wrapper.
