Where does Dracula buy his pencils?

Pennsylvania.

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How do mathematicians cure constipation?

They work it out with a pencil.

What's the smelliest type of pencil?

A #2 pencil

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Why does Mike Tyson refuse to buy playstation?

Because he is an x-boxer

What did the mama pig say when junior pig bought a basket of wormy apples?

Don't tell the farmer. He might charge us extra.

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Whats the worst joke you can play on an American?

Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.

Why does no one own an Xbox in Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sony in Philadelphia!

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What does Dracula say when you tell him a new fact?

Well fangcy that!

What subject did Dracula major in during college?

AcCOUNTing This joke must be on a popsicle stick somewhere.