Where does Dracula buy his writing supplies?

Pencilvania.

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Why shouldn't you buy underwear from the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fall out.

Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?

Because he had a stinking cold!

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What do you think of Dracula films?

Fangtastic!

How does Dracula like to have his food served?

In bite-sized pieces.