Where does Dracula buy his writing supplies?

Pencilvania.

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Why do people keep buying velcro?

It's such a ripoff.

Why did the storm trooper buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.

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How does Dracula like to have his food served?

In bite-sized pieces.

What does Dracula say when you tell him a new fact?

Well fangcy that!