Where does Dracula buy his writing supplies?

Pencilvania.

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Where do military chaplains buy their regalia?

At the army surplice store.

Where does Wonder Woman buy all her stuff?

Amazon.

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Who has the most dangerous job in Transylvania?

Dracula's dentist.

Why is Dracula's favorite subject in school Math?

Because he likes to Count.