Where does Dracula buy his writing supplies?

Pencilvania.

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Why doesn't Jesus buy beer?

Hebrews.

How could you be pregnant!?

I bought he GOOD dollar store condoms!!!

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Why did Dracula go to the orthodontist?

He wanted to improve his bite.

What is Dracula's favorite fruit?

Neck-tarines.