Why did the naughty child not get electrocuted when he stuck a fork in the socket?

Because he was grounded!

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't return?

Stick

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A baby with forks in it's eyes.

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It's your fault!

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In the ground.

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If you know the number, you don't know where the socket is.

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Why did the naughty child not get electrocuted when he stuck a fork in the socket?

Because he was grounded!

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Why did the naughty child not get electrocuted when he stuck a fork in the socket?

Because he was grounded!

What drink does Santa give to naughty children?

Coala