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Why did the naughty child not get electrocuted when he stuck a fork in the socket?

Because he was grounded!

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why are giraffes such good friends?

They are always willing to stick their neck out for you.

How do you know if a woman is hot for you?

When you stick your hand in her underpants it feels like you're feeding a horse.

Fork Jokes More Fork Jokes

What's your favorite movie?

DATE: Girl Interupt- ME: *drops fork* What is it DATE: Girl Interu- ME: *burps* Sorry. Go on. DATE: Fargo

What's red, white, and full of holes?

Helen Keller's face after she tries to use a fork.

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How do Chinese name their kids?

They throw silverware on the ground!

What's it called when a huge hole opens up in the ground in the middle of Spring?

Sinkhole de Mayo

Socket Jokes More Socket Jokes

Why did the naughty child not get electrocuted when he stuck a fork in the socket?

Because he was grounded!

How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

One to generate a "ChangeLightBulb" event to the socket.

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Why did the naughty child not get electrocuted when he stuck a fork in the socket?

Because he was grounded!

Naughty Child Jokes More Naughty Child Jokes

Why did the naughty child not get electrocuted when he stuck a fork in the socket?

Because he was grounded!

What drink does Santa give to naughty children?

Coala