Why did the naughty child not get electrocuted when he stuck a fork in the socket?

Because he was grounded!

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Why did the naughty child not get electrocuted when he stuck a fork in the socket?

Because he was grounded!

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Why did the naughty child not get electrocuted when he stuck a fork in the socket?

Because he was grounded!