Because he was grounded!
Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.
It was taped.
A baby with forks in it's eyes.
"Use the fork, Luke."
The beans are always under-ground.
Zir holds it up to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around zirself.
Three. One to administer the anaesthetic one to extract the light bulb and one to offer the socket some vile pink mouthwash.
Coala