Because he was grounded!
A stick.
Because she prefers to drive stick!
Princess Arielephant
One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.
Because he was grounded.
By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them.
If you know the number, you don't know where the socket is.
Coala