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Why did the naughty child not get electrocuted when he stuck a fork in the socket?

Because he was grounded!

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Nowhere! He just stuck around!

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You stick a piece of bread on the ceiling.

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Don't worry, the dinner's on me.

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"Use the fork, Luke."

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That's grounds for divorce!

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King's Landing

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Zir holds it up to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around zirself.

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If you know the number, you don't know where the socket is.

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Why did the naughty child not get electrocuted when he stuck a fork in the socket?

Because he was grounded!

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What drink does Santa give to naughty children?

Coala

Why did the naughty child not get electrocuted when he stuck a fork in the socket?

Because he was grounded!