Because he was grounded!
An Oreo crookie
A velcrow Courtesy of Jokels.com:
Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.
"Use the fork, Luke."
Because he was grounded.
He felt the slack in his dog's leash.
He holds the light-bulb over the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.
He holds it up to the socket and the world revolves around him.
Coala
