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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!

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World Jokes More World Jokes

What did the Greek God say when he could finally take the world off his shoulders?

At las!

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. They hold it in place and wait for the world to revolve around them.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Google plus users does it take to change a lightbulb?

All of them actually. Two to hold the ladder and one to change the lightbulb.

How many art directors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Should it really be a lightbulb?

Bulb Jokes More Bulb Jokes

How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

How many country stars does it take to change a light bulb?

Six-1 to change the bulb and 5 to sing about how much they miss the old one.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many friendzoned guys does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they'll just keep complimenting it and get mad when it doesn't want to screw.

How many James Pattersons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, but he'll just hire a ghostwriter to do it for him.

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

How many virgins does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. But he will pull it back out and stick it back in again just to make sure hes got the right hole.

What's angry most of the time and wants you to stick something hard in it?

An outlet

American Jokes More American Jokes

Which American city did Japan ruin?

Detroit

Which American president was not guilty?

Lincoln, he was in a cent

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How many egoists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. They simply hold the bulb and wait for the world to revolve around them.

How do you keep getting in here?

ZOO OFFICIAL: Wait. Let's hear him out.

Revolve Jokes More Revolve Jokes

How many Bernie supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them

How many US Congress members does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one. They just hold it still and wait for the world to revolve around them.

Socket Jokes More Socket Jokes

What did one socket say to the other?

Stay grounded.

Why did the naughty child not get electrocuted when he stuck a fork in the socket?

Because he was grounded!