How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!

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What does a guy want more than anything in the world?

It doesn't matter. He has to ask his wife first.

Who has the easiest job in the world right now?

Joan Rivers' embalmer.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many clergymen does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Amen.

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

Bulb Jokes More Bulb Jokes

How many Mennonites does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven - one to actually change the bulb and six to complain that they liked the old one better.

How many frat boys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Four. One to change the bulb, three to stand around so he has someone to hi-five after.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One.

How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. But it takes 20 episodes

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What do you call a Polish chicken stuck in a tree?

Poll tree!

Why are giraffes such good friends?

They are always willing to stick their neck out for you.

American Jokes More American Jokes

What do you say to a thin American?

Hows the chemotherapy going?

How did Canada pick its name?

There were two Canadians and an American. They put letters in a hat and drew. They got "C-eh", "N-eh", "D-eh". The American didn't know what was going on, but he relayed the message. I know i need to work on my execution.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How do you make a rabbit stew?

Keep it waiting.

How do you make a Gorilla stew?

You keep it waiting for three hours!

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How many Harvard graduates does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. He holds up the light bulb, and the world revolves around him

How many Harvard students does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He holds it up and the world revolves around him.

Socket Jokes More Socket Jokes

How does a Narcissist change a lightbulb?

He holds it up to the socket and the world revolves around him.

What did one socket say to the other?

Stay grounded.