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What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit?

The first herd shot round the world!

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World Jokes More World Jokes

What would someone in the 13 hundreds say if you told them we fly in giant metal birds all around the world?

You mean across

How many Heros does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

All, to save this world from the darkness.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why was Star Wars shot Episodes 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge of directing, Yoda was

Why do the Republicans defend the 2nd amendment so hard?

They need it to shoot themselves in the foot.

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What has one "n", two "g"s, an "i", "e", and an "r" and you can only say this word when you belong to this group?

Ginger

What's the difference between parents who don't vaccinate their children and ISIS?

One is a group made up of radicals with extremist views. And the other group is ISIS.

Cattle Jokes More Cattle Jokes

Why did the cattle leave the marijuana field?

Because the steaks were too high!

Why did the farmer stop smoking with his cattle?

Because the steaks were too high...

Herd Jokes More Herd Jokes

What did Nala tell Simba after seeing a herd of women on Black Friday?

You gotta Mufasa

What's the difference between an attorney and a herd of buffalo?

The attorney charges more.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

How do you turn a computer into a zombie?

Send it a byte. Kind of lame but I couldn't help myself.

WhatsApp, Facebook Messenger etc. for free?

It's not about the money. It's about sending a message!

Orbit Jokes More Orbit Jokes

What do you call a fish in orbit?

Trouterspace.

Whats the word im looking for?

You're part of a three-man space crew orbiting Earth. You can ONLY relay one, one word message in 2 seconds. Whats the word