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What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit?

The first herd shot round the world!

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World Jokes More World Jokes

What is the difference between a Mother and Wife?

One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.

What's the fastest curry in the world?

Usain Balti..

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

How do you know a neighborhood is too ghetto to film in?

If most people leave before shooting starts.

What did Courtney Love say before shooting Kurt Cobain?

Hole is going to be huge!

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What do you call a group of medical professionals who navigate around the Horn of Africa without being accosted by pirates?

Doctors without boarders.

What's the similarity to Group A streptococci and feminists?

They're sensitive to everything

Cattle Jokes More Cattle Jokes

Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Why did the farmer stop smoking with his cattle?

Because the steaks were too high...

Herd Jokes More Herd Jokes

What did the Shepard say when he saw the sheep?

I herd that!

What did tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants in the distance?

Look, a herd of elephants in the distance!

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

Why don't I have a boyfriend?

God: I sent you one, you dumped him for putting ketchup on his steak. Me: Ah. That's right. Gross.

Who else have gone through this Sarcasm?

Me: Baby, I was thinking about you so sending you She: Thanks for Thinking

Orbit Jokes More Orbit Jokes

What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit?

The first herd shot round the world!

Why were Wrigley, Doublemint, and Orbit watching CNN?

To find out the latest on gum control legislation.