March Madness Sale - 25% Off

What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit?

The first herd shot round the world!

Previous Random Joke Next
World Jokes More World Jokes

What do you call the secret Eskimo organization that controls the world?

The Igloominati.

What in the world is this?

The bartender says, "Central Park."

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Whats white and likes to shoot?

Kevin Nash

What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual.

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?

Look for gray hares.

What do you call a group of whales playing music together?

An Orcastra

Cattle Jokes More Cattle Jokes

When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?

Laughing stock.

Herd Jokes More Herd Jokes

What did the sheep say to the sheepdog faking deafness?

You herd me!

What did the shepherd's wife say to the shepherd?

You herd.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

What's a Catholic's favorite way to send money?

PayPal

What song did Russia send Ukraine for its birthday?

Crimea a river

Orbit Jokes More Orbit Jokes

What do you call a fish in orbit?

Trouterspace.

What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit?

The first herd shot round the world!