What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit?

The first herd shot round the world!

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World Jokes More World Jokes

Why is Alabama the worlds biggest sandwich?

Because the whole state is inbred

How does a feminist change a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What does it sound like to shoot yourself in the foot twice?

Pao! Pao!

Why do heroine addicts rarely have meetings late in the afternoon?

Because it's dangerous to shoot for 3 or even 4.

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What do you call a group of rioters attacking a music store?

Luters

Which group of people are the best at jazz?

The Saxons!

Cattle Jokes More Cattle Jokes

Why can't you keep a secret from cattle?

They herd

How do farmers count their cattle?

With a culator

Herd Jokes More Herd Jokes

Who lost a herd of elephants?

Big bo peep!

What happened to the lost cattle?

Nobody's herd.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?

Cross mouse cards!

Why should you send your sweetie a valentine?

Because you always heart the one you love.

Orbit Jokes More Orbit Jokes

What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit?

The first herd shot round the world!

What do you call a fish in orbit?

Trouterspace.