What stars go to jail?

Shooting stars.

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Why are criminals so good at basketball?

They shoot first and ask questions later.

What do you call a beach where you go to shoot gorillas and break Islamic law?

Haram Bay

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What do you call a five foot psychic that escapes from jail?

A small medium at large.

Why did the dinosaur go to jail?

Because he was a child molester.

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Why are astronomers so popular with the ladies?

Chicks dig stars.

What's the difference between a star and America?

The star has a bright future.