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What stars go to jail?

Shooting stars.

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Why are rubber tires black?

So the police know what to shoot at during a chase

Whats white and likes to shoot?

Kevin Nash

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Where does light go to jail?

Prism

Why did the goat stop trying to break out of jail?

Because he was just tired of being an escape goat.

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What side of the American flag are the stars on?

Both sides. Came from my FIL on this Memorial Day.

What does one star say to another star when they meet?

Glad to meteor!