What stars go to jail?

Shooting stars.

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Why do the Republicans defend the 2nd amendment so hard?

They need it to shoot themselves in the foot.

What's in a Paul Walker shot?

An Irish car bomb followed by a shot of Fireball

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What did the purple policeman say as he threw the purple man into jail?

INDIGO!

Why did the rope go to jail?

Because he was knotty

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Which star do the dinosaurs like best?

The one that keeps getting bigger

Why do people prefer shooting stars to vegetables?

Because they're meteor