What stars go to jail?

Shooting stars.

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Why is cupid bad at basketball?

When he shoots, someone else scores.

What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.

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What did the salad say as it was thrown into jail?

Lettuce Go!

Why was the baby put in jail?

For resisting a rest. I'll take my coat

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What happened to the astronaut who was knocked out?

He saw stars.

What would the most depressing game show be?

Biggest Loser: All-Stars.