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What stars go to jail?

Shooting stars.

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What's the difference between a feminist and a gun?

Some people are against shooting guns.

What do you call a fake psychic who was found out and now shoots up in ditches?

A high medium low

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Why did the goat stop trying to break out of jail?

Because he was just tired of being an escape goat.

What do you call a short physic that has escaped from jail?

A small medium at large

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What would the most depressing game show be?

Biggest Loser: All-Stars.

What happened to the astronaut who was knocked out?

He saw stars.