What happened to the astronaut who was knocked out?

He saw stars.

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What happens to a legend's career when he loses his leg?

It ends.

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Why are there no knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because in America, freedom rings.

Why doesn't The Grinch like knock knock jokes?

Because there's always Whos there!

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What do you call an Asian woman on the moon?

An Astronaut

What happened to the astronaut who was knocked out?

He saw stars.

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Why are astronomers so popular with the ladies?

Chicks dig stars.

What kind of a star can be risky?

A shooting star!