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What happened to the astronaut who was knocked out?

He saw stars.

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What happens when you find bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard?

It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!

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Who is the only person able to knock out Ronda Rousey?

Bill Cosby

What do you get by cross-breeding a jehovahs witness and an atheist?

Someone who pointlessly knocks on the door.

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Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?

At parking meteors.

What did the astronaut get on his science project?

He received a T minus.

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What does one star say to another star when they meet?

Glad to meteor!

Why is Jeopardy the #1 show in the U.S.?

Because Michael Douglas starred in "Double Jeopardy" in 1999.