What happened to the astronaut who was knocked out?

He saw stars.

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What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses?

If one bit you you could ride it to hospital!

What happens when you spike Hawaiian Punch?

It gets a lil' kick.

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Why did Sally fall off the swingset?

Because she had no arms. "knock knock" "whose there?" "not sally!"

What is small, dark, and knocking at the door?

The future

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What do astronauts put on their toast?

Space Jam.

Why didn't the astronauts stay on the moon?

Because it was a full moon and there was no room.

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When I look up at the majesty of all them stars it really gets me to thinkin, when we gonna get that ding dong roof patched up!?

Ah horse apples!

What would the most depressing game show be?

Biggest Loser: All-Stars.