What happened to the astronaut who was knocked out?

He saw stars.

Previous Random Joke Next

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened when the Mrs. Smith's truck collided with the Tastykake truck?

Pyrex

What happens when a carpenter drinks with his wife?

He gets hammered and she gets nailed.

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

What did the grocery clerk say when he bumped his head when he was in the freezer?

Nothing, he was knocked out.

Whos there?

Yoda lady. Yoda lady who Good job yodeling! 2.Knock knock. Whos there Well, not your parents, because your parents never knock!

Astronaut Jokes More Astronaut Jokes

Why didn't the astronauts land on the moon?

Because it was full. * (from a taffy taffy wrapper--oh my god what am I doing with my life)

What do you call an Asian woman on the moon?

An Astronaut

Star Jokes More Star Jokes

What do a Cloudy Night and Dancing With The Stars have in common?

More than likely you won't see any stars.

Why do people prefer shooting stars to vegetables?

Because they're meteor