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What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses?

If one bit you you could ride it to hospital!

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What happened to the frog that broke down?

It got toad away.

What happened when Honey Boo Boo's mom lost 120 pounds?

An amber alert was issued

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What's up with that horse?

Sees a giraffe for the first time Okay, what the hell is going on today

How do you get down from a horse?

You don't. You get down from a duck.

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

What would happen if black widow spiders were as big as horses?

If one bit you, you could ride it to the hospital.

What do you call it when you can't decide between a natural birth and the hospital?

A midwife crisis.

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Where do cows like to ride on trains?

In the cow-boose.

Why does riding in an elevator make ghosts happy?

It lifts spirits

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What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses?

If one bit you you could ride it to hospital!

What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose?

I'm not sure but I wouldn't try smelling it!