What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses?

If one bit you you could ride it to hospital!

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Root Beer Floats!

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THEIR HOUSE GOT REPOSSESSED!

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If one bit you, you could ride it to the hospital.

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It was feeling a little crumby.

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A thief....

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What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose?

I'm not sure but I wouldn't try smelling it!