What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses?

If one bit you you could ride it to hospital!

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What happens when you see two twin sister witches?

You don't know which witch is which!

What happened to the octopus in the football game?

He had tentackles.

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What has four legs and is made out of wood?

A horse.

What disease do horses fear most?

Hay Fever!

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Why should you always tend sheep near a hospital?

Because at any moment they could bleet out

Who is the coolest guy in a hospital. The ultra sound guy. Whos the coolest when he is off?

The hip replacement guy. /dad

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Where do cows like to ride on trains?

In the cow-boose.

How many children with Attention Deficit Disorder does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go ride our bikes!

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What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses?

If one bit you you could ride it to hospital!

What is red and dangerous?

Strawberry and tarantula jelly!