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What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses?

If one bit you you could ride it to hospital!

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

Who's there! Benny! Bennny who?

Benny thing happening!

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why did the horse get a divorce?

It didn't have a stable relationship.

Why can't horses fix merry go rounds?

They'd be terrified

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

How awesome were the 50s?

None of the girls had tramp stamps & you could smoke in hospitals.

Who's the friendliest person at the hospital?

The ultra sound guy.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What's the best part of dating a quadriplegic?

Spinning her like a top when she rides you cowboy style.

What do riding a bike and playing basketball have in common?

If you're not careful, you can pop a ball.

Tarantula Jokes More Tarantula Jokes

What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses?

If one bit you you could ride it to hospital!

What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose?

I'm not sure but I wouldn't try smelling it!