What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses?

If one bit you you could ride it to hospital!

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What happens after it rains in gotham city?

A waynebow.

What happened did someone try to break into your house?

Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk

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What did Paul Revere say when he got on his horse?

Giddy up horsey!

What did the horse say to Santa?

Nothing, horses can not speak.

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What do you call the vehicle used to carry Henry VIII's second wife to the hospital?

An Anne-Boleyn-ce.

Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling very well.

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What does a tweaker and a Jehovah's Witness have in common?

Both ride bicycles and are on a mission.

What do you call a snake that rides around on the front of a car?

A windshield viper.

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What is red and dangerous?

Strawberry and tarantula jelly!

What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses?

If one bit you you could ride it to hospital!