What is red and dangerous?

Strawberry and tarantula jelly!

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Why did the strawberry cry?

Because his mother was in a jam.

How do you describe Neapolitan ice cream to someone?

Your two favorite flavors plus strawberry

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What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses?

If one bit you you could ride it to hospital!

What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose?

I'm not sure but I wouldn't try smelling it!