What is red and dangerous?

Strawberry and tarantula jelly!

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What does a strawberry and a blueberry have in common?

They both can't ride a bicycle!

What did one strawberry say to the other strawberry?

If you hadn't been so fresh, we wouldn't be in this jam!

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What is red and dangerous?

Strawberry and tarantula jelly!

What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose?

I'm not sure but I wouldn't try smelling it!