What is red and dangerous?

Strawberry and tarantula jelly!

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What did one strawberry say to the other strawberry?

If you hadn't been so fresh, we wouldn't be in this jam!

How did John Lennon like his Pop Tarts?

Strawberry filled forever.

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What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose?

I'm not sure but I wouldn't try smelling it!

What is red and dangerous?

Strawberry and tarantula jelly!