How did John Lennon like his Pop Tarts?

Strawberry filled forever.

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What does one strawberry say to the other?

Well, if you hadn't been so fresh last night, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam!

What did the one strawberry say to the other?

If you weren't so fresh, we wouldn't be in this jam!

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Why was John Lennon shocked when he got his wife's gynecologist bill?

He had misunderstood the doctor when he said "I do probe Ono."

What is John Lennon's favourite donut?

Strawberry Filled forever!

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Why do Catholics drink?

Because they're filled with the Holy Spirit

What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?

Fill me in when you get back

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What does Mr. Kipling do in his spare time?

Pumps cream into tarts.

How did John Lennon like his Pop Tarts?

Strawberry filled forever.