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How did John Lennon like his Pop Tarts?

Strawberry filled forever.

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Why was the strawberry crying?

Because it's mom was in a real jam.

What is the difference between a women driving strawberries?

None, both are collect in a field.

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What did John Lennon say when he got egg shells in his cake?

Yolko Oh-no

What was John Lennons final hit?

The pavement

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Who's there! Cargo! Cargo who?

Cargo better if you fill it with gas first!

What smells of cheese and is filled with holes?

About 100 French people right now

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How did John Lennon like his Pop Tarts?

Strawberry filled forever.

What does Mr. Kipling do in his spare time?

Pumps cream into tarts.