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How did John Lennon like his Pop Tarts?

Strawberry filled forever.

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Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

So they can hide in strawberry patches.

What did the strawberry say on December 25th?

Berry Christmas!

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What did John Lennon say when he got egg shells in his cake?

Yolko Oh-no

What if it all goes wrong and they clone millions of John Lennons?

Imagine all the people..

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How are the Buffalo Bills like Billy Graham?

Both of them fill a stadium with 60,000 people shouting " "

Why do Catholics drink?

Because they're filled with the Holy Spirit

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What does Mr. Kipling do in his spare time?

Pumps cream into tarts.

How did John Lennon like his Pop Tarts?

Strawberry filled forever.