Why did George cross the road?

He didn't look in both directions before crossing.

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Why was Thor so worried about his hair looking good?

Because he is a Norsissist.

Why don't Deputy Fire Marshals look out the window in the morning?

So they have something to do in the afternoon.

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Why did the Skeleton cross the road?

Question: Why did the Skeleton cross the road? Answer: To go to the body shop.

Why did the rabbit cross the road?

Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!

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What do you get when you cross a dyslexic agnostic who has insomnia?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Independence Day?

The Fourth of Ghoul-ly!

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Why didn't George like driving through tunnels with people in his car?

He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.

Why did George cross the road?

He didn't look in both directions before crossing.

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What is Rickon Stark's favorite band?

One Direction

What did One Direction say when they became popular?

Zayn Ma Luck