Why did George cross the road?

He didn't look in both directions before crossing.

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Why did the bald man draw rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance they looked like hares.

What is the Fonz looking forward to the most in the future?

The iPhone Ayyyye-t

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Why did the fish monger cross the road?

Just for the halibut.

What did the BMW say to the Audi on the side of the road?

Rust-in-peace.

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What did the viola say to her daughter before crossing the street?

You better C or you'll B

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What did King George think of the American colonists?

He thought they were revolting!

Why did George cross the road?

He didn't look in both directions before crossing.

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What directions did the ghost give the goblin?

"Make a fright turn at the corner."

Why did George cross the road?

He didn't look in both directions before crossing.