Why did George cross the road?

He didn't look in both directions before crossing.

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Which French novelist looked like a scrotum?

Balzac

What do you call a robber who looks like David Beckham?

Bandit like Beckham

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road???

Bc it was a girl named sally and it pooped itself

Why did the fish monger cross the road?

Just for the halibut.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a rabbit and a flea?

Bugs Bunny!

What do you call a cross between a hippo, an elephant and a rhino?

Hell if I know

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What did King George think of the American colonists?

He thought they were revolting!

What is the formula for water?

George: HIJKLMNO Teacher: Is that the formula I gave you George: Sure you said H to O!

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What happened to the boy-band member who dropped the soap In the prison shower?

Let's just say that his backstreet went more than One Direction.

What would you say are your strengths?

Me: Words Him: Can you say more Me: More Him: Me: I'm also good at directions