Why was Thor so worried about his hair looking good?

Because he is a Norsissist.

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What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?

My Wife... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

How does my football throw look to you?

Me: Like you're good at science...

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Why did cavemen pull their women around by their hair?

Because if they had pulled them by their feet they would have filled up with mud

What do you call someone who dyes their hair red?

Trans-ginger

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What did Mike Tyson ask the really tired Norse god?

Are you Thor

What did the Norse goddess say to Thor when he drunk dialed her?

I aint no Valhalla back girl.

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Why was Thor so worried about his hair looking good?

Because he is a Norsissist.

What do you call someone who thinks Vikings are the best?

A Norsissist.