Why was Thor so worried about his hair looking good?

Because he is a Norsissist.

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Why does the Pope shower with his briefs on?

He doesn't like to look down on the unemployed.

What looks like red paint but is dry?

Dried red paint

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Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?

He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

Why does the moon have no hair?

Because it's waxing

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What did the Norse goddess say to Thor when he drunk dialed her?

I aint no Valhalla back girl.

What do you call a Norse god after a workout?

Thor

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Why was Thor so worried about his hair looking good?

Because he is a Norsissist.