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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What did the fancy cat say when he wanted to leave?

Le meow

What do you feed a 600 pound Gorilla?

Anything it wants!

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Incase he got a hole in one. HEHE one of my favs. Whats your fav joke?

What did Courtney Love say before shooting Kurt Cobain?

Hole is going to be huge!

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What do you call a budget that's cut short from the middle?

A midget.

Why do people at Disneyland hate coke heads?

They're always cutting lines

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

What did the tailor say when he pricked his finger?

Darn!

Why did the dentist divorce the manicurist?

She tried to stick her finger in his cavity.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What do witches put on their hair?

Scare spray!

How's my hair?

My clothes How do I look (knock, knock) He's here!!!! I'm so excited! *My pizza delivery guy.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

What do you call it when you run out of seed?

Endosperm.

Bald Man Jokes More Bald Man Jokes

Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?

Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

Why did the bald man draw rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance they looked like hares.

Pocket Jokes More Pocket Jokes

Why do bald men cut holes in there pockets?

To run their hands through their hair

Why does Mr Tayto carry a phone in his top pocket?

In case Johnny Onion Rings!

Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?