To run their hands through their hair
I poop with both hands.
We do.
In case they get a hole in one!
A hole-y Cow!
Cut to me picking up coins off sidewalks and taking them to CoinStar -Change management.
He cuts them short.
They pull up their pants.
That's where you wash all your vegetables!
He thought it was his civic doodie!
Forest gunk.
Because from a distance they looked like hares.
A bald man.
Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck!
I've never heard a baby say: "cigarettes,phone and keys alright let's go"
