Why do bald men cut holes in there pock...

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What are Asian Tennis Players most well known for?

The Back Hand

What do two people with Parkinson's disease do when they meet for the first time?

They shake hands.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What smells of cheese and is filled with holes?

About 100 French people right now

Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?

He wanted to see the floor show!

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

Why don't you buy drugs from an Emo?

Their stuff is always cut.

What's the cutest part of a house?

The awning. I know, I'm sorry.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Why didn't Gordon Ramsay like the Girl Scout cream pies?

He found a hair in one.

What does John Cena wash his hair with?

Champ who

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes?

Because it's a FAST food!

How's Terry Fox like Jack Layton?

They both tried to run a country and died before finishing.

Bald Man Jokes More Bald Man Jokes

Who never gets his hair wet in the shower?

A bald man.

What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?

Gee, I'll never part with it!

Pocket Jokes More Pocket Jokes

What did the police officer say to the midget complaining that someone picked his pocket?

I can't believe someone would stoop so low.

Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket?

Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money.

Why do bald men cut holes in there pockets?