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Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?

He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the tree install solar panels?

It wanted to be a power plant.

Why didn't Natalie Wood take a shower on the boat?

She wanted to wash up on shore

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What travels down an alley and is full of holes?

Batman's Parents.

What did Courtney Love say before shooting Kurt Cobain?

Hole is going to be huge!

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

Why did the guy cut a hole in his carpet?

He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.

What do you call a salad that's been cut with a knife?

Ceasar

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

Why do bald men cut holes in their pockets?

So they can run their fingers through their hair.

What does my finger and lemon pie have in common?

They both have my rang on them.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What do you call a smiling Roman with a hair in his teeth?

Gladiator.

When my wife does our daughter's hair: "How about a double French braid swirled into a fancy bun?

When I do her hair: "How about a hat "

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why was the neighbor's cat afraid of me?

Because I ran over it with my car.

Why do people smile in Africa?

So they won't run into each other in the dark.

Bald Man Jokes More Bald Man Jokes

Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?

He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

What does a balding man and a tortoise have in common?

Hare loss.

Pocket Jokes More Pocket Jokes

What's the difference between an Nvidia card and an AMD card?

One empties your pocket. The other makes Hot Pockets.

Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping?

Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck!