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Which popstar cuts down trees?

Michael LumberJackson

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How late?

Cut to me trapped inside a tiny house made from Lego* I've no idea to be honest with you...

What do you get when you cut an Avocado into 6.02 x 1023 pieces?

A guacaMOLE

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Why do dinosaurs climb trees?

There's nothing else to climb in the jungle.

How do you get a one armed Italian out of a tree?

You talk to him!

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Which popstar cuts down trees?

Michael LumberJackson

What is it called when you think you see a popstar in the desert?

It's a Nicki Mirage.