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Which popstar cuts down trees?

Michael LumberJackson

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How would you describe your past work?

Cut to me picking up coins off sidewalks and taking them to CoinStar -Change management.

What do dwarves use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

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What happens to all the unsold Christmas trees?

A Total TreeCull. Basically, on the evening of December 25th, every Christmas tree salesperson does the trees

What's black and dangerous and lives in a tree?

A gorilla with a machine gun.

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Which popstar cuts down trees?

Michael LumberJackson

What is it called when you think you see a popstar in the desert?

It's a Nicki Mirage.