Which popstar cuts down trees?

Michael LumberJackson

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What do you call a digital video recorder that cuts down trees and builds dams?

A bvr

Why don't you buy drugs from an Emo?

Their stuff is always cut.

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What falls down faster from a tree, a leaf or an emo?

A leaf. The rope catches the emo.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

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What is it called when you think you see a popstar in the desert?

It's a Nicki Mirage.

Which popstar cuts down trees?

Michael LumberJackson