Which popstar cuts down trees?

Michael LumberJackson

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Why did Dr Frankenstein have his telephone cut off?

Because he wanted to win the Nobel prize!

What's the difference between an onion and a woman?

I cry when I cut open an onion

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Why couldn't the tree solve the Lumberjack's riddle?

He was stumped.

Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

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Which popstar cuts down trees?

Michael LumberJackson

What is it called when you think you see a popstar in the desert?

It's a Nicki Mirage.