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The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC
Because the government cuts corners.
Diagon alley
Little Caesars
Their stuff is always cut.
Cut out all that blubber and you can be more like me.
A midget.
With a knife!
Thats nuts
Guacamole.
With a square Dance!
Suh Dude
With a pair of caesars
Logger-rhythms.
Because they were cutting corners.
He/she barely even cuts it anymore.
Eclipse it.
Because they don't cut corners.
The KFC Drive-thru line.
You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond
Sir Loin.
He gets stumped.
Caesar
Little Caesars.
Caesars.
TIMBUUUUUUUURTON
Cut funding for wind power in Australia
Little Caesar's
Little Caesars!
With Little Caesars
A sphinxter.
Two. One to cut and one to glue
The awning. I know, I'm sorry.
Little Ceasars
The boat cuts through the water, a woman waters through the cut.
You freeze it, put it on a bandsaw and cut it; "Meoooow".
It's someone who cuts hair in a library.
Little ceasars!!! (Scissors)
Barberians.
A barbecue
Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?
Little Caesars (say it out loud)
He got out on bale.
No one cries when you cut up an accordion
Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.
Because they're poor conductors! (I know they're called Engineers but cut me some slack, I thought of this in the 9th grade.)
Michael LumberJackson
A seasaw
Adelia the cards after you cut the pack!
Oinkment
A guacaMOLE
With Little Ceasar's.
Four. One to cut the hole in the ice and three to push the boat through.
With a pair of Caesars.
A suuh dude!
Endless Bread!
They're on the cutting edge of musical innovation.
Cutting edge technology.
There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.
Because he wanted to win the Nobel Prize!
So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.
Guaca**mole**y edit: how do I make it not say this joke is Dirty
You cry when you cut up an onion.
He cuts them short.
No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe.
Chop chop.
With a sah, dude
Pony gone.
I asked, "What " He said, "Little Caesars!"
It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! Skip
Ceasar
A tree feller.
A Suhhh Dude
A ditch.
Guacamole
A bvr
They didn't like the barbershop Cortez.
A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.
Amaized.
Cut to me picking up coins off sidewalks and taking them to CoinStar -Change management.
Trick question, it cuts itself.
No one cries when you cut up Pizza.
To cut the corners!
A sawhorse!
Guacomole.
She identified as pump-kin.
Shear laziness.
Squish it in your hand.
Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.
Cut it in half.
Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.
He wasn't cut out for this.
Well Im not sure, but I do Noah guy.
Skip.
Toby
A leperd
Mr. Peanut
Depends on how many survivors there are. too soon.
Hello friend!
I'm holding Time Square!
A yellow box
When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.
If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.
He could never seem to get ahead in life.
Life eventually ends.
So it won't get too Messi.
Me: See all those hairs on my chin No. Me: Exactly.
