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What did the squirrel say when it saw the acorn tree cut down and taken away?

Thats nuts

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Whats an ex-iphone user's favorite cereal?

Apple Jacks

Whats the difference between a guy who has a new Mercedes and a guy who has an old Mercedes?

The guy who has a new Mercedes is rich. The guy who has an old Mercedes has been rich for a longer time.

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How does Harry Potter like his sandwiches to be cut?

Diagon alley

What do you call a corn farmer who wakes up one morning to find that complex branching pathways have been cut into his field?

Amaized.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?

It died.

What did the squirrel say when it saw the acorn tree cut down and taken away?

Thats nuts

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What does a triangular acorn say when it grows up?

Geometry.

What did the squirrel say when it saw the acorn tree cut down and taken away?

Thats nuts