What did the squirrel say when it saw the acorn tree cut down and taken away?

Thats nuts

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Whats that over there?

I don't know but i think i just got a raging clue

Whats the difference between dawn and dusk?

D(sun)/dt *facepalm*

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Why do bald men cut holes in there pockets?

To run their hands through their hair

Why do people buy fruit already cut up?

There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.

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What is a Squirrels favorite joke?

A-corny joke.

How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb a tree and act like a nut.

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What does a triangular acorn say when it grows up?

Geometry.

What did the acorn say when it grew up?

Geometry