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What did the squirrel say when it saw the acorn tree cut down and taken away?

Thats nuts

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Whats the difference between an environmentalist and a dog sitting in the rain?

Eventually the dog sitting in the rain will stop whinging.

How do you make seven even?

Take the s off.

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Why does a Belgian have a knife in his car?

To cut the corners!

What do you use to cut the ocean?

A seasaw

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What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

Why do squirrels swim on their back?

To keep their nuts dry.

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What did the squirrel say when it saw the acorn tree cut down and taken away?

Thats nuts

How does an elephant go up a tree?

It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.