What did the squirrel say when it saw the acorn tree cut down and taken away?

Thats nuts

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Whats long and black and hard to cut into?

The line at KFC

Whats the best thing about dating a Cleveland Cavaliers fan?

They never expect a ring

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How was the roman empire cut in half?

With a pair of caesars

How do you make a dog sound like a cat?

You freeze it, put it on a bandsaw and cut it; "Meoooow".

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Where are a squirrel and a chipmunk most likely to meet?

A nut house.

What's the similarity between a dog and a bulldozer?

Neither one is a squirrel.

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Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?

In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.

What did the acorn say when it grew up?

Geometry