What did the squirrel say when it saw the acorn tree cut down and taken away?

Thats nuts

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Whats white and salty?

Salt.

Whats the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never had a lima bean on my face.

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What is the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.

Why should you never let a non-metal drive a train?

Because they're poor conductors! (I know they're called Engineers but cut me some slack, I thought of this in the 9th grade.)

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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb a tree and act like a nut.

Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

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Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?

In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.

What did the acorn say when it grew up?

Geometry