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What did the squirrel say when it saw the acorn tree cut down and taken away?

Thats nuts

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Whats the difference between cats and dogs?

Dogs have owners, cats have staff.

Whats the hardest part of watching an Orphanage burn?

Not getting hard.

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What is the definition of a Barbarian?

It's someone who cuts hair in a library.

What did the manager of a log cutting company tell his employees when they were working too slow?

Chop chop.

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What did the squirrel say when it saw the acorn tree cut down and taken away?

Thats nuts

How are a piano and a squirrel alike?

They both aren't artichokes

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How does an elephant go up a tree?

It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.

What did the acorn say when it grew up?

Geometry