What did the squirrel say when it saw the acorn tree cut down and taken away?

Thats nuts

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Whats the month people get most drunk in?

Febrewery

Whats the difference between the FAA and a jet engine?

The engine stops whining after the plane lands.

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How was the roman empire cut in half?

With a pair of caesars

Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?

The baa-baa shop.

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Where are a squirrel and a chipmunk most likely to meet?

A nut house.

How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb a tree and act like a nut.

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What does a triangular acorn say when it grows up?

Geometry.

What did the acorn say when it grew up?

Geometry