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What did the squirrel say when it saw the acorn tree cut down and taken away?

Thats nuts

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Whats the difference between a baby and a 10g of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldnt let a bag full of cocaine fall off the window

Whats the difference between a Ginger and a Shoe?

The shoe has a sole

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What do Mexican midgets use to cut pizza?

Little Caesars

How does the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

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How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?

Hide the ball it drives them nuts!

What's the similarity between a dog and a bulldozer?

Neither one is a squirrel.

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How does an elephant climb a tree?

He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.

Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?

In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.