Huge Jackman
A blue slipper
Walking. JK ROLLING
Triggerednometry
Bet on it.
You don't have electricians that are colour blind!
Banana is yellow,dynamite is red
A cat has claws at the end of its paws and a comma is a pause at the end of a clause.
Youd think itd be rrrrr but tis the sea.
Cellery.
Are you ticklish?
Life
I dont know and I dont care.
Supperman. Or his kid Soup-erman. One just gets to dinner on time and the other is really good and making soup. E: I thought of it in it in a dream so thats why its not so good
The guy who has a new Mercedes is rich. The guy who has an old Mercedes has been rich for a longer time.
The sound you make 10th floor " AHHHHHHHHH " 1st floor " AHHHHHHHHHH "
If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.
Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.
The pencil has a point
About 8 pints
Thats nuts
One is still in the EU.
Ninja art.. CAMEL CRUSH!
About 3 weeks.
I don't know you tell me.
Its bang out of order!
Suh Dude
I don't know, how?: Take the S away from "safe" and the F out of "way.": But there's no F in way.:
Tulips on your organ.
Whats up M8?
The polar bear..
I don't know I just fly the drone.
Because she no longer has a dollar to her name.
A paper jam sandwhich
Beer nuts are $1.99 deer nuts are under a buck
Take away the "S"
0mg
Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin
Quien?
Croatia!
I don't pay 100$ to have a garbanzo bean on my face.
One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
Kawasakey
A fridge with a denim jacket on.
I haven't seem any all year! (It's 12:00 NZST)
Try to disable sticky keys.
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.
I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face before
Fillet of soul
One of them makes sense!
The guest of honor always shows up late!
You.
I've never had a garbanzo bean in my mouth.
Juan on Juan
Im not too sure either but the flags a big plus.
Eric Clapton wouldnt let a bag full of cocaine fall off the window
Ya'll think it's the Arrr but it be the Ceeee
Achoosday
One's really heavy and the others a little lighter!
Greece!
Amazon prime.
Possession
I don't know, I just fly drones.
Stpehen hawking after a house fire.
One of them is actually wanted!
The New York Jets.
Greece.
Fish muck about in fountains
Metal.
About 1400 dollars
They never expect a ring
Incase he got a hole in one. HEHE one of my favs. Whats your fav joke?
A math problem.
Because it was s knotty pine!
Taxi Vader
A stick.
Kermits finger
Batman can go to a store without robin.
Listening to an antijoke.
Dogs have owners, cats have staff.
Pop corn. Get it? like e.g, pop stars
A Cantaloupe.
Decaffeinated.
Take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way!
It takes only one nail to hang the photo
4:30pm It let's you out of work a bit early with a valid excuse
Der.
You'd think it would be R but its actually the c!" Aye matey
Shallots
Sure, you know how it works, but now it's dead.
Carlos-t
A short one with no punchline
Not sure, but the flag is a big plus.
A teabag stays in the cup longer
Cuz there's a clock on the microwave
A naughty strawberry
REDDIT
My you're looking "acute" today.
A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.
The shoe has a sole
