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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What Do You Call an Epileptic in a Pile of Leaves?

Russell

What would happen if Leafy went to The Filthy Frank show?

Chin-chin would leave.

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How many X does it take to change a light bulb?

N! One to change the light bulb, and n-1 to display stereotypical behavioral traits of X!

What begins with S, ends with X and will change your life?

Smallpox

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Whats a motivational word for a gopher?

Gopher' it.

Whats the deal with all this airline food?

Sharks in Malaysia

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What do you call a guy that never farts in public?

A privet tutor

What do you call two guys on a pair of curtains?

Kurt n Rod.

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What's so good about being a CPU?

Every time you are turned on, you're getting blown.

Why did the referee blow his whistle at the leper hockey game?

There was a face off at centre ice.

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What did Pippin Took do when he was drunk?

He began to feel Merry.

What begins with E, ends with E, and has one letter?

Envelope

End Jokes More End Jokes

Why are you reading the last pages of your history book first?

Pupil: I want to know how it ends!

What does one strawberry say to the other?

Well, if you hadn't been so fresh last night, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam!

What begins with an "s", ends with a "x" and leaves a guy blown away?