What begins with an "s", ends with a "x...

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What did Elmo take before he left the tickle factory?

Two test tickles

Why don't women sleep on the left side of the bed?

Because they always want to be right.

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What super hero league is Caitlyn Jenner part of?

The X-Men

What do you call Wolverine post-op?

An x-man.

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Why did the snail draw an "S" on the side of his car?

So that when he drove by people could say, "Look at that escargot!"

Whats a Neckbeard's favorite city in Spain?

M'drid

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, who hangs out in your pool?

Bob

What do you call a guy who screams, "I love you, mom!" every time he climaxes?

Me.

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Why wasn't the chemist concerned when she blew up her experiment?

Oxidants happen,

What is literally the most important fact you'll ever learn, that will totally blow your mind?

That people exaggerate.

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What do you call an empty field?

The French army at the beginning of a war!

Why do they run the credits at the beginning of Game of Thrones?

Because you don't know who is going to make it to the end.

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What do blind people think of a basketball?

It's a never ending story.

What do you call someone who promises change but ends up burning millions of undesirables?

Sean Murray and PS4 users

What begins with an "s", ends with a "x" and leaves a guy blown away?