What begins with an "s", ends with a "x" and leaves a guy blown away?

Semtex.

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What do you call a judge with no left hand and left leg?

He is alright, but one sided!

What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.

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What do boys and algebra have in common?

They are both trying to find their X and they don't know Y.

What does a child without arms get for x-mas?

Gloves! nah don't know, it hasn't opened the present yet

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What's an Australian Kiss?

It's like a French kiss, but down under.

What do you call a group of disabled people in a pool?

Vegetable soup. I apologise to those offended by my terrible joke. Have another Whats the hardest part of cooking a vegetable? Getting the wheelchair into the oven

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Where were u on the nite of the 5th?

Stabbing a guy. "Louder for the tape." leans in Grabbing a pie. I went out for pie.

How does a Muslim get a hot date?

He puts it in the microwave. EDIT: Looks like you guys are real dim....

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What did the redditor say when he opened his package from the UniBomber?

Wow, I did not expect this post to blow up

How do you blow up a Muslim's iPhone?

Put it into airplane mode.

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When is a tree it's loudest?

When it begins to bark.

What's at the beginning of the rainbow?

Refraction of sunlight in raindrops

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When someone asks "You know what I think?

I say "Yes I do". End of discussion.

Why did the business dog chase his tail?

So he could make ends meet!