What begins with an "s", ends with a "x" and leaves a guy blown away?

Semtex.

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What does Joe Biden say as he is leaving his house?

Biden

What's the difference between your child and your husband?

At least you can leave your child alone with the babysit

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How many X does it take to change a light bulb?

N! One to change the light bulb, and n-1 to display stereotypical behavioral traits of X!

Why don't X and Z get along with Y?

Because Y so serious

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Whats the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

I don't know I just fly the drone.

Whats the last thing that goes through a fly's brain before it hits my car windshield?

Its arse.

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What did the IT guy say to his wife after she complained about their love life?

Did you try turning me off and on again?

What is the definition of 'making love'?

Something a woman does while a guy is f***ing her.

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What happened when the joke about terrorists got to the front page?

It blew up

What does Marilyn Quayle have in common with Marion Barry?

They've both been known to blow a little dope.

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How does every racist joke begin?

With a look over the shoulder.

Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain?

To stop getting wet!

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Why do dogs chase their tails?

They want to make ends meet.

What's the difference between a political speech and a stand-up comic show?

They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.