Something a woman does while a guy is screwing her.
Lightbulb.
One? Or two? One?.... Or two?
The guy who has a new Mercedes is rich. The guy who has an old Mercedes has been rich for a longer time.
He became enlightened.
Q: Why don't women wear watches? A: Because there is a clock on the stove.
There's a clock on the stove.
They love to gambol.
Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal. (Sorry if you're offended, I love all races.)
Two flutists playing in unison.
A violist playing octaves.