What is the definition of "making love"?

Something a woman does while a guy is screwing her.

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How many abstract artists does it to screw in a lightbulb?

A fish!

How many Duggars does it take to screw a planet?

EOM

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What does an IT guys use for birth control?

His personality.

Why do they put chicken wire around these plants?

Other guy:" To protect the chicken plants"

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What do you call a woman made out of beef?

Patty

Why are women and children evacuated first in an emergency?

So the men can think of a solution in silence.

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What do you call an animal with a long neck and a love for oranges?

A Jiraffa.

Why did the chicken love Campbell's Soup?

Because his family had stock in the company.

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What is the definition of "moon"?

The past tense of "moo"!

What is the definition of irony?

Having a democratic debate in a city that was destroyed by over 50 years of democratic rule.