What is the definition of 'making love'?

Something a woman does while a guy is f***ing her.

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Why didn't Jesus have any children?

He only got nailed by guys)

What did the shooting range instructor say to the guy in a wheelchair?

Parachute

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What does Batman say when he goes down on a woman?

To the bat cave!

Why do women have shorter feet?

So they can stand closer to the kitchen counter.

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What's roughly 6 inches long, has a head on it, and women love it so much that they often blow it?

A 20 dollar bill

Why did the table love playing volleyball?

Because it was always getting set! I think she gets it from her mother.

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What is the definition of a farmer?

Someone who is outstanding in his field. Credit: Laffy Taffy

What's the definition of gross?

Two vampires fighting over a used tampon

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What is the definition of 'making love'?

Something a woman does while a guy is f***ing her.

What is a hipster's favorite element?

Fe, because it's so ironic