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Finally realized why my plant sits around doing nothing all day...

He loves his pot.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Where do bees go on their day off?

To the wax museum.

What does Sonic say on the first day of Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why was everyone saying such kind, loving words to the man?

The man was a corpse being buried forever.

What's the same about Mexican and Black people?

Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal. (Sorry if you're offended, I love all races.)

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Who doesn't like to sit in front of the fire?

A Snowman.

What do you get if King Kong sits on your piano?

A flat note.

Pot Jokes More Pot Jokes

What did the Grateful Dead fan say when he ran out of pot?

What's that noise?

What's the difference between a pot of glue, a tuna, and a guitar?

You can tuna guitar but you can't guitar a tuna!

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

What did the botanist say to the plant he was tired of tending to?

Grow away.

Where did the promiscuous girl from Belgium go to plant her flowers?

Ze Hoegaarden.

Realize Jokes More Realize Jokes

What did the starfish say when it realized that it lost it's ability to regenerate limbs?

I can't remember.

What's worse than being stuck in traffic behind a driver that's vaping?

Realizing that your being intently watched for your reaction to their sic clouds - BEST RECOGNIZE!