Why did the snooker player go to the toilet?

To pot the brown.

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How did Helen Keller's mother punish her?

She left a plunger in the toilet

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They are both full of crap.

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You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

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It's gonna take me a while to get hard, I just got laid by this chick.

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One plays with an electric guitar, the other a-cue-stick.

Why did the snooker player go to the toilet?

To pot the brown.

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What is Brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre, of course.

Why did the snooker player go to the toilet?

To pot the brown.