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Why did the snooker player go to the toilet?

To pot the brown.

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What do you do if you find a black mamba in your toilet?

Wait until he's finished.

What's blue and sits on the toilet?

A policeman doing his duty!

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What's the difference between America and a pot of yogurt?

If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture.

What's the difference between tuna, a piano, and a pot of glue?

You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

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Why did the snooker player go to the toilet?

To pot the brown.

What's the difference between Eric Clapton and a snooker player?

One plays with an electric guitar, the other a-cue-stick.

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How do you call a blond who changed her hair color to brown?

Artificial Intelligence!

How do you call a blond who has colored her hair to brown?

Artificial intelligence!