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Why did the snooker player go to the toilet?

To pot the brown.

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Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

Why did the toilet make a joke about the balls?

It was low hanging fruit.

Why did Scotty check all the toilets of the Starship Enterprise?

He was looking for the Captain's log.

Pot Jokes More Pot Jokes

How does one cook toilet paper?

Simple - brown it on both sides then throw it into the pot.

What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?

Leave the plunger in the pot.

Snooker Player Jokes More Snooker Player Jokes

What's the difference between Eric Clapton and a snooker player?

One plays with an electric guitar, the other a-cue-stick.

Why did the snooker player go to the toilet?

To pot the brown.

Brown Jokes More Brown Jokes

What's brown &amp rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre.

How do you call a blond who changed her hair color to brown?

Artificial Intelligence!