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Why did the snooker player go to the toilet?

To pot the brown.

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Why do we call it toilet paper?

Does anyone wipe their toilet with it

What is the worst thing anyone can do to a blind man?

Leave a plunger in the toilet!

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What's the difference between America and a pot of yogurt?

If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture.

Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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Why did the snooker player go to the toilet?

To pot the brown.

What's the difference between Eric Clapton and a snooker player?

One plays with an electric guitar, the other a-cue-stick.

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How do you cook toilet paper?

You brown it on one side

What's brown &amp rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre.