Why did the snooker player go to the toilet?

To pot the brown.

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What is the worse thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet!

What did the hot dog say on the toilet?

Mustuuurd

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Why was the cook sad when all the water in his pot boiled away?

Because he mist it.

What's the difference between America and a pot of yogurt?

If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture.

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Why did the snooker player go to the toilet?

To pot the brown.

What's the difference between Eric Clapton and a snooker player?

One plays with an electric guitar, the other a-cue-stick.

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How do you call a blond who changed her hair color to brown?

Artificial Intelligence!

How do you cook toilet paper?

You brown it on one side