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What does an egg say to a pot of boiling water?

It's gonna take me a while to get hard, I just got laid by this chick.

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What happens when you smoke pot in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

What's the difference between a pot of glue, a tuna, and a guitar?

You can tuna guitar but you can't guitar a tuna!