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What happens when you smoke weed in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

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What happened to the frog that broke down?

It got toad away.

What happens when you get hit by a rental car?

It Hertz.

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Why couldn't the duck stop smoking?

Because he was a quack addict

Why doesn't Rihanna smoke weed anymore?

Because she's taken enough hits.

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What's the difference between a drunk driver, and a stoned driver?

The drunk driver will drive right through a stop sign. The stoned driver will stop and wait for it to turn green.

What happens when you smoke pot in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

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What do you call the guy you buy your weed from?

Your chron-tact.

What Do You Call A Group Of Terrorists That Love to Smoke Weed?

HIGH-SIS

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Who is the most hated actor in Saudi Arabia?

Shia Labeouf

What happens when you smoke pot in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.