What happens when you smoke weed in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

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What happened to the cold jellyfish?

It set!

What happens when two girl rabbits really like each other?

Bunnylingus!

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What do graphic designers smoke up to get high?

Adobe.

How do beekeepers keep their bees so chill?

They smoke them out.

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What do you call a man of high authority, stoned out of his mind strolling along in the forest?

Hiking

What does weed and the Quran have in common?

If you burn it you get stoned

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How do you know that someone likes to smoke weed?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

What do you get when you cross weed with weed?

You get high.

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What's the difference between America and Saudi Arabia?

You don't need a computer to play minesweeper in Saudi Arabia. (I'm not sorry)

What do you call an attractive primate corpse in Saudi Arabia?

Haram bae