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What happens when you smoke weed in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

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What happened when the communists took over the airport?

The planes kept Stalin.

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Illuminati and Half-Life 3 conformed.

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What do you call a piano composer that smokes?

Tarcoughski

What did the old chimney say to the younger chimney?

You're too young to smoke!

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Why do people call their weed the Koran?

Because if your burn it, it gets you stoned

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Because they were set in stone.

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What do you call a lighter that is only used for weed?

A highlighter Edit: Or a Bud Light Courtesy of u/isnottoast

What do you call someone addicted to both crack and weed?

A rockin' roller.

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What do you call an attractive primate corpse in Saudi Arabia?

Haram bae

What happens when you smoke weed in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.