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What happens when you smoke weed in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

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How'd you sleep last night?

Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.

What happens when you mix mustard and ketchup together?

It's must-up..

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What do graphic designers smoke up to get high?

Adobe.

What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney?

You're too young to be smoking!

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How Do You Get Stoned in Ancient Rome?

Start shouting Jehovah.

Why does a Belgian take a stone and a flashlight to bed?

The stone to throw the lights out, the flashlight to check if the lights are really out

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Why were George and Lennie sad?

Of mice and men joke) Because they ran out of Weed

What do you get if you bake weed into apple pastry?

A high turnover.

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What do you call an attractive primate corpse in Saudi Arabia?

Haram bae

Why is Pokemon Go Banned in Saudi Arabia?

Because not all Pokemon know selfdestruct.