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What happens when you smoke weed in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

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What happens to donkeys in the winter?

They change into brrrrrro's.

What would happen if the Illuminati and Half-Life 3 agreed with each other?

Illuminati and Half-Life 3 conformed.

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What is Harrison Ford called when he smokes weed?

Han So-high.

What did the big chimmney say to the little chimmney?

Stop smoking. You are too young to smoke

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Why were the Ten Commandments so powerful?

Because they were set in stone.

What's the difference between smoking weed and burning the koran?

If you burn the koran, you can only get stoned once.

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What type of weed do lizards smoke?

Mariguana.

What do you call a family in which everyone from grand parents to grand kids smoke weed?

Joint Family.

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How would you rate USA and Saudi Arabia's relationship?

9/11

What happens when you smoke weed in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.