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Where do cars get the most flat tyres?

Where there is a fork in the road. This and other tyre jokes here:

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What do you call a Mexican that had his car stolen?

Carloss

Which country has many spaces to put your car in?

Park-istan!

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Adele cross the road?

To say Hello from the other side. I called you a million times.

Why'd the chicken cross the road.?

Reasons unknown

Fork Jokes More Fork Jokes

Why can't you trust snakes?

They speak with forked tongues!

Why did the blind man use chopsticks?

Because he couldn't see the point in forks.