Where do cars get the most flat tyres?

Where there is a fork in the road. This and other tyre jokes here:

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Why can't cars fly kites?

Because of the windshield.

How do you call a car designed for midgets?

Half a Romeo.

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Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?

To get to the dark side...

Why would Adele cross the road?

To say hello from the other side.

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Where do cars get the most flat tyres?

Where there is a fork in the road. This and other tyre jokes here:

Why did the naughty child not get electrocuted when he stuck a fork in the socket?

Because he was grounded!