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Where do cars get the most flat tyres?

Where there is a fork in the road. This and other tyre jokes here:

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Who's there! Clark! Clark who?

Clark your car in the garage!

What did the car said to the valet?

I've been through a lot.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Tina Fey cross the road?

To get another Golden Globe. Tina Fey walks into the Tina Fey,the Tina Fey asks "How can i Tina Fey you?to which Tina Fey reply,"Ah just give me a Tina Fey" and then leaves with a Golden Globe. Unbreakable is good.

Why did the spy cross the road?

Because he never really was on your side.

Fork Jokes More Fork Jokes

What four letter word starts with F ends in K and if you can't get it you have to use your hands or fingers...?

A fork

What's your favorite movie?

DATE: Girl Interupt- ME: *drops fork* What is it DATE: Girl Interu- ME: *burps* Sorry. Go on. DATE: Fargo