Where do cars get the most flat tyres?

Where there is a fork in the road. This and other tyre jokes here:

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What kind of dog can turn on your car?

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When driving through fog what should you use?

Your car.

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Why did the reddit mod cross the road?

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What weighs 15,000 pounds and combs her red hair with a fork?

Princess Arielephant

Where do cars get the most flat tires?

Where there is a fork in the road.