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Where do cars get the most flat tyres?

Where there is a fork in the road. This and other tyre jokes here:

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What did the car said to the valet?

I've been through a lot.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?

Because he got hit by a car.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Einstein cross the road?

So the other side could get to him

Why did the pop punk chicken cross the road?

To get out of this town.

Fork Jokes More Fork Jokes

What's red, white, and full of holes?

Helen Keller's face after she tries to use a fork.

Why did the blind man use chopsticks?

Because he couldn't see the point in forks.