Where do cars get the most flat tyres?

Where there is a fork in the road. This and other tyre jokes here:

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What does a cow ride when his car is broken?

A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!

What do you call a car that you only drive in the fall?

An autumn-mobile.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Adele crossed the road?

To say hello from the other side.

Why did the Chinese chicken cross the road?

The eggrolled

Fork Jokes More Fork Jokes

What did Obi-wan say to Luke at the Chinese restaurant?

Use the fork, Luke.

Why did the blind man use chopsticks?

Because he couldn't see the point in forks.