Where do cars get the most flat tyres?

Where there is a fork in the road. This and other tyre jokes here:

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What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

What's a ghost's favorite type of car?

A Booghati

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Why'd the dog cross the road?

Cause he's a dog.

Why did the apple cross the road?

To get to the other cider.

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Where do cars get the most flat tires?

Where there is a fork in the road.

What do you get when you cross pasta with a snake?

Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.