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When is the month when the most trees fall?

Sep-timber

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why was Roy Rogers upset when he fell off his horse?

He wanted a Trigger warning.

Why was Pablo Escobar always falling asleep?

He was **narco**leptic.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why is it called an "almond" in the tree but an "amond" when it falls to the ground?

When it falls to the ground, it knocks the 'ell out of it.

What type of trees do chickens grow on?

Poul-trees

Month Jokes More Month Jokes

Why are YOU afraid?

Doc: I'm not Me: You said you were Doc: I lied. You got a month. HAPPY NOW

Which is the month in which women talk the least?

February... because it has the least number of days