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Why did the rabbi walk into the bar?

Because he likes oldfashioned jokes.

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Why did the short vampire like to gamble?

Because the stakes were high!

What has long ears hops and likes websurfing?

The e-aster bunny.

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Why do people who drink milk struggle to walk?

Because they lactose.

What do women and floor tiles have in common?

If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.

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How does the rabbi make his tea?

He-brews it

Where'd the rabbi stay on business?

The L'Hyatt

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What did the physicist say to the two women he was trying to pick up at the bar?

Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?

What is the most offensive joke you know?

I'm bored tonight and I have a no holds barred sense of humour. What are some of your worst