Why did the rabbi walk into the bar?

Because he likes oldfashioned jokes.

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Why was the hipster wearing a scarf during the summer?

He liked wearing scarves before it got cool.

What kind of music do you like?

The other says, "I'm a big metal fan"

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What do you call an engineer who looks at other people's shoes when walking?

Extroverted

Why does the Coast Guard have a 6 foot height requirement?

So when their ship sinks they can walk back to shore.

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Where'd the rabbi stay on business?

The L'Hyatt

Why must rabbits never miss dinner?

With out their tea they'd be Rabbis.

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Why was the powerlifter fired from his job at the restaurant?

He was awesome at cleaning the bar, but he wouldn't stop jerking it.

Why is that bear hanging out in the bar?

ME: He's a well known, gimmick. IAN: Really ME: That's Conan. Conan The Bar Bear, Ian.