Why did the rabbi walk into the bar?

Because he likes oldfashioned jokes.

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Who likes music?

Asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.

Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

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What's red and goes "Oh, Oh, Oh!"?

Santa walking backwards.

Why do pagans make the best husbands and wives?

Because they'll worship the ground you walk on.

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What do you call a rabbi who plays miniature golf?

Jupiter

Why did the Rabbi stop buying beer?

Hebrewed his own

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What did Bea Arthur whisper in her lover's ear?

An elaborate fantasy in which she is in prison and tries to escape by chewing through the bars of her cell.

What do you call an attractive bee who goes to bars?

A bar-bee!