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Why did the rabbi walk into the bar?

Because he likes oldfashioned jokes.

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Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

What do Kermit the Frog and David Cameron Have in Common?

They both like to pork.

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What did the web designer do when a hot girl walked up to him and squeezed his nuts?

He AJAXulated.

What do The Walking Dead and Fast & Furious have in common?

Dead walkers

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How does the rabbi make his tea?

He-brews it

Why did the Rabbi stop buying beer?

Hebrewed his own

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Why did all the prisoners at the AT&ampT jail escape?

Because they had no bars on their cells!

Why couldn't the pickle leave the bar?

Because the door was ajar!