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Why are law students known for drinking?

They are getting ready for the Bar exam.

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Why do Polish people keep empty bottles in their refrigerator?

For people that don't want anything to drink

Who's there! Aida! Aida who?

Aida more than I drink!

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What does a strong shoulder do when it doesn't know how to get any stronger?

Shrugs.

How do you know that Ash Ketchum is a pervert?

Because he always takes a Pik-at-chu

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Why the long face?

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face? Horse: because I'm a raging alcoholic.

How can you tell when a bar is haunted?

It's full of Boo's and Spirits.

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Why are law students known for drinking?

They are getting ready for the Bar exam.

Why do engineering students call themselves engineers?

You don't hear a law student call themselves a lawyer, or a gender studies student call themselves a barista.