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Why are law students known for drinking?

They are getting ready for the Bar exam.

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What's a man in a hurry like to drink?

Man-go juice!

What does Bill Cosby do when he can't sleep at night?

He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.

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How many Frenchmen does it take to guard Paris?

No one knows, it's never been done before

How many conspiracy theorists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

We may never know the truth.

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What kind of bar do fish go to?

A sand bar.

A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...

I'm sorry, we don't serve food here

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Why do engineering students call themselves engineers?

You don't hear a law student call themselves a lawyer, or a gender studies student call themselves a barista.

Why are law students known for drinking?

They are getting ready for the Bar exam.